The Pattaya Mail

and have a

Toilet paper supply

useful for dog

in spite of

ban on dog-meat

sold in pattaya

by ladies with

big sweaty armpits

and fetid breath

built like brick

shit houses used

before the war

on small tits

migrating to Africa

on a small

brown shetland pony

going clippaty clop

with no saddle

soap to hand

hand to mouth

nose to grindstone

sat staring at

a blo*dy stone

I used to

be a dustman

My Old Man's

really old now

tit's in mangle

screaming hysterically down