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I love this picture. How many attractive young women would be tending to this guy for love or money back home? This pic sums up why they come, and why they will continue to come.

With a bit of luck his wife and sister (I'm talking about 1 girl BTW) will see the pic and story!!!!

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Maybe he's one of TV's own? Look out for a new thread tomorrow: "Last night me 'n' my mate had a bit of a ruckus. What should I do?

Yep, he posts here a wide variety of usernames and often inquires whether he needs a real TEFL certificate. Expect that it should be kinda quiet for a while.

The local Pattaya branch of the British Council, headquartered at The Dog's <deleted>, Soi Yamato, may close to allow time for anxious staffers to visit Mr. Kevin's hospital room; so if yer own bird is gettin' lessons there, she may be off a day or two.

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I had problems with a Canadian when we both wanted the same girl. He quickly settled the matter when he announced that he was 500 baht more handsome than I was.

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See what happen's when you mix your beer with Viagra! Goes straight 2 your head and you end up with a large pole. Just becareful you dont bang your head on it.
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Fellow Brits' Fight over Bargirl

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Two British friends had an argument over liking the same bargirl and while walking down Soi 7, Pattaya Second Road, the argument led to a fight to get one injured while the other fled.

Sawang rescuers and Pattaya Police rushed to Pattaya Soi 7 at 9.30 pm on Saturday 29th September as soon as they were informed of the street fight.

On arrival they found a Mr. Kevin, aged 40, from England suffering from a serious head wound. Sawang rescuers quickly gave the man first aid and took him to the hospital.

Since Kevin was in no shape to give any statement, the police questioned witnesses at the scene to find that Kevin walked into the Soi with a friend and they both seemed drunk. From the loud argument, witnesses caught a few words sensing that they had a fight over liking the same woman who works in a bar and then a fist fight took place.

When Kevin was punched, he lost balance and hit his head on a post, which supposedly caused the wound and instead of helping the friend ran off.

Pattaya People

1 Oct 2007

Ere ,you looking at my bird ? !,.wonder if the bang on the head knocked knocked him sensible,worra wanger :o
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Fellow Brits’ Fight over Bargirl

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instead of helping the friend ran off!

Pattaya People

1 Oct 2007

Maybe the story had a happy ending?

Friend and 'Nok' have been living together happily ever since? After he had left the competition in a pool of blood! :o

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I would venture to say that most of the supposed attacks on "nice elderly foreign tourists or residents just going about their own business" that we hear about from so many people are actually altercations with drunken old gits like this fella...only difference being this time he happened to get into a fight with one of his own and not some Thai fella.

Funny how the outcome was the same...a knock on the head and the perpetrator fleeing :o I guess there is not really not much difference in the ways Thais and farangs fight as so many would like us to believe.

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I would venture to say that most of the supposed attacks on "nice elderly foreign tourists or residents just going about their own business" that we hear about from so many people are actually altercations with drunken old gits like this fella...only difference being this time he happened to get into a fight with one of his own and not some Thai fella.

Funny how the outcome was the same...a knock on the head and the perpetrator fleeing :o I guess there is not really not much difference in the ways Thais and farangs fight as so many would like us to believe.

But this was one-on-one. Not mob-handed. That's the big difference.

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Fellow Brits' Fight over Bargirl

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Two British friends had an argument over liking the same bargirl and while walking down Soi 7, Pattaya Second Road, the argument led to a fight to get one injured while the other fled.

Sawang rescuers and Pattaya Police rushed to Pattaya Soi 7 at 9.30 pm on Saturday 29th September as soon as they were informed of the street fight.

On arrival they found a Mr. Kevin, aged 40, from England suffering from a serious head wound. Sawang rescuers quickly gave the man first aid and took him to the hospital.

Since Kevin was in no shape to give any statement, the police questioned witnesses at the scene to find that Kevin walked into the Soi with a friend and they both seemed drunk. From the loud argument, witnesses caught a few words sensing that they had a fight over liking the same woman who works in a bar and then a fist fight took place.

When Kevin was punched, he lost balance and hit his head on a post, which supposedly caused the wound and instead of helping the friend ran off.

Pattaya People

1 Oct 2007

funny how when they are english they become british,but when scots they are scottish not british.(i know this guy)

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funny how when they are english they become british,but when scots they are scottish not british.(i know this guy)

Tony Blair was born in Edinburgh, everyone classes him as English, and Mr Brown is a sweatie who boasts of being British.

Yeah, and they're a complete set of tools as well. :o

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Tony Blair was born in Edinburgh, everyone classes him as English

It was them years in Durham . . . .

Aaaahhhh - Durham Miners Welfare Camp, down in Skeggie.

Did a summer season there while at Uni, clearing garbage by day and much the same at night. :o

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Soi 7 Pattaya? I saw two of same fighting over an over the hill bar girl at the Suk soi 7 beer bar

Not an expert but sounded like upper class accents.

One of the funniest things ever.  Literally like ”I saw her firstmate”

 

 

 

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