is used as a baracade

better to use a hammock

not hard to go through

the hardship of long winters

just to add insult to

skint pensioners absconded to far-away

over the hills where Led...

Zeppelin is hovering and wandering

Looking for a stairway to

the nearest open Go-Go Bar

where a bunch of virgins

well that's what they claimed

to three fat German tourists

they played oompapah band music

until the end of the

week,making enough money to

pay bribes to Pashtun herdsmen

by the local military police...

before returning to the airport

they had to leave by

donkey trains due to the

high cost of camel food

staple diet of Blackburn job-seekers

on thier way back home

repossessed by Northern Rock officials

who promptly housed illegal immigrants

laminate floors,roof tiles and

free dental checks, free meals

sounds like swampy airport for

Kingsford Smith's detention rooms for