A Jew And A Christian

[AltumAngel]

A Jew and a Christian were arguing about the ways of their religion.

The Jewish man said, "You people have been taking things from us for thousands of years; The Ten Commandments, for instance." The Christian replied, "Well, it's true that we took the Ten Commandments from you, but you can't actually say that we've kept them!"

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[Jingthing]

Here's some more fun "A Jew And Christian" Jokes

A German comes to London and stays with Maurice and his family.

The first morning they all have breakfast together and have bagels. The German exclaims "Wow we don't have bagels like this in Germany." To which Maurice stands up and yells "And whose fault is that?"

Two five year-olds, one Jewish, the other Catholic, are playing in a sandpit. Sean says to David, "Our priest knows more about things than your rabbi!"

To which David replies, "Of course he does, you tell him everything."

A Frenchman, a German and a Jew are lost in the desert, wandering for days.

The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have some wine."

The German says, "I'm tired and I'm thirsty. I must have a beer."

The Jew says, "I'm tired and I'm thirsty. I must have diabetes."

This one, just a Christian joke:

Sean calls his mother. "Mother, I know you 're expecting me for dinner tonight, but something important has come up and I can't make it."

His mother says, "OK."

And finally a Jew in India joke:

Becky, an elderly Jewish lady from London, goes to her travel agent and says, "I want to go to India."

"Why India? It's filthy, very hot, and it's filled to the brim with Indians. It's a long journey, and those trains, how will you manage? What will you eat? The food is too hot and spicy for you. You can't drink the water. You must not eat fresh fruit and vegetables. You'll get sick - hepatitis, cholera, typhoid, malaria, God only knows. What will you do? Can you imagine the hospital, no Jewish doctors? Why torture yourself?"

"I want to go to India."

The necessary arrangements are made, and off she goes. Becky arrives in India and, undeterred by the noise, smell and crowds, makes her way to an ashram. There she joins the seemingly never- ending queue of people waiting for an audience with the guru. An aide tells her that it will take at least three days of standing in line to see the guru.

"That's okay."

Eventually Becky reaches the hallowed portals. There she is told firmly that she can only say three words. She is ushered into the inner sanctum where the wise guru is seated, ready to bestow spiritual blessings upon eager initiates. Just before she reaches the holy of holies, Becky is once again reminded, "Remember, just three words."

Unlike the other devotees, she does not prostate at his feet. She stands directly in front of him, crosses her arms over her chest, fixes her gaze on his, and says: "Sidney, come home."

Edited December 9, 2007 by Jingthing