A Blonde Driver

[AltumAngel]

A blonde is driving down the interstate one day, when suddenly she has some car trouble. She quickly pulls over to the side of the road, turns off the car, and runs to the back. She opens the trunk of the car, and two men in trench coats step out, one standing on each side of the car. They then begin to vigorously open and close their trenchcoats towards the oncoming traffic, exposing their unclothed bodies.

The next thing you know, the largest collision ever recorded on the interstate occurs.

The first state trooper to arrive on the scene decides he needs to talk to the blonde to find out what has happened.

He says, "Ma'am, what's going on here?"

The blonde replies, "My car broke down, sir."

The state trooper says, "I can see that. But what are these two fellas doing?"

She says, "Oh! Those are my emergency flashers!"