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Cabinet Pushes Bank of Thailand for Rate Cut to Boost Inflation
'suggests protective adjustments' so government seems to have solutions. -
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
Few people know that before he was famous, the late Johnny Cash tried a chip full of salsa served backstage in Possumneck, Mississippi that changed his life. It was spicy and tangy and smoky and so good that he just couldn't get it off of his mind. Unfortunately, there was no jar, no label. Now, there have been rumors that Johnny had kind of an addictive personality. He would sometimes disappear for days on end. People attributed it to drugs or alcohol. The truth is that he would roam the country searching for the special hot sauce of his dreams. He heard rumors and whispers of the deadly condiment and followed them to countless dead ends. He stopped at every Tex Mex restaurant, truck stop, and Mexican grocery in the South without finding what he sought. One day he heard tell of an old woman, a witch down in the Mayan peninsula in Mexico whom it was said, made the best salsa in the world! He cancelled his next five gigs and headed south. He rode donkeys, Jeeps and horse drawn wagons. He traversed deserts, mountains and jungles before finally reaching the fabled village where the old bruja lived. He found and entered the old woman's hut. As luck would have it, she was one of his first big fans, having caught one of his shows at that Holiday Inn in Possumneck, Mississippi while attending a Salsa Aficionado convention where one of her jars of salsa mysteriously disappeared and somehow made its way to a bowl backstage. She consented to sharing her secret recipe with him only after he agreed to write a song for her. She shared the special Tomatillos grown in Mayan soil. She gave him the seeds from a rare Mexican pepper and showed him the special pan with a rounded bottom, similar to those used in the Far East that she would use to simmer "la lima" or "lime," the source of the salsa's tanginess. He asked her if he could just use his regular flat-bottomed pan but she insisted that he must use the round-bottomed pan. From this came the inspiration for the lyrics: "Because you're Mayan, I'll wok the lime!" -
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BREAKING NEWS 17 Dead in Bus Crash on Hillside Road in Prachinburi
Many negotiate the road without problems so let's cut to the quick it's the driver. -
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Updates and events in the War in Ukraine 2025
but, there is always a but or a if.... who yo believe, the orange and his usual distortion of facts or the master of lying Vlad, there is no deal as the "king" of the deal is just blowing hot air Kremlin denies Trump's claim it agreed for peacekeepers in Ukraine https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/kremlin-denies-trump-s-claim-it-agreed-for-peacekeepers-in-ukraine/ar-AA1zMXCb?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=92f1c9201a8346d19380e4fd9c3573e4&ei=45 -
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Attorney General Reveals Epstein Client List Under Review Amid Trump’s Directive
Poor thing you.......just keep on supporting the dumb orange grifter and stay in your MAGAverse, you poor soul. And why does he wear makeup?? -
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BREAKING NEWS 17 Dead in Bus Crash on Hillside Road in Prachinburi
And yet the first two buses presumably also ignored the checkpoint and did not crash as a result of overheated brakes? Sounds like waffle to me. Can’t see the checkpoint would do anything other than maybe wake the driver up a bit
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