Vulgar T - Shirts

[Cuban]

Whats wrong with cartoons? Have you ever read a danish TV-mag?

No - but it seemed that some were offended by some Danish cartoons?

My point was/is that what some find benign others consider the cause against which they must rally, the line that separates "near the edge humor" from "taboo" is one that moves in time. The limits of that edge are tested by T shirt logos such as those listed above, they are made by people who are aware that they will shock - they are bought by those that want to shock and protested against by those that wish to preserve the status quo.

I am sure that as the line moves so will forum naughty word filters, until that time comes I type here willfully...

Oh bother !

[sonnyJ]

Rock n' Roll didn't come just for a visit.

[JetsetBkk]

I must remember this one for when Johnny Foreigner (i.e. Naam) posts in his native language again:

[Kan Win]

Now that is a Classic

This one is me own photo in Thailand

and Simon's during Sonkran 2006

Kan Win

[farang prince]

Since I truly believe in freedom of expression, people should be able to wear the shirts you mention above, provided they are in a country where it is legal. It's only a tshirt <deleted>. You just berated Jefferson about the American military shirts when most of them glorify murder, so you're saying the American military are fools?

Ive never seen an American army tshirt with pictures glorifying murder of Muslims, its usually a green or beige camouflage and part of a uniform meant to help people blend into the scenery as far as i'm aware.

Then you haven't seen the ones I have.

i.e.

"Join the Marines. Travel to exotic places and meet interesting people, and kill them."

"Kill 'em all, let God sort them out!"

"Airborne, death from above."

Those aren't official issue Army t-shirts (the point the other poster was making) and can't be worn under a uniform (without getting a serious ass-chewing). I've seen these t-shirts before being worn by guys who are in civilian clothes.

[Fantasteak]

I do not own these T-shirts. Honest Guv!

[Fantasteak]

Right then,who's going to wear this one to the Thai In-laws and hope they don't understand English?

[Fantasteak]

And one for the ladies because without you we would be well bored.

[Charlesclemens]

And one for the ladies because without you we would be well bored.

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Nice old fashion t-shirts LOL

[Sir Burr]

I've always liked these two:-

PATTAYA

Veni

Vidi

Veni

and,

Dip Me In Honey And Throw Me To The Lesbians.

[Spiny]

My favorite one which I spotted in the Singapore Straits Times a few years back in the Metro sale was of a young teenage girl modelling a t shirt saying :-

Be kind to animals, kiss a pussy today

[dingdongrb]

My two favorites were "Firemen have longer hoses." And "Electricians know how to turn on your socket."

"Electronic Engineers do it without shorts at a much higher frequency!"

[steveromagnino]

My two favorites were "Firemen have longer hoses." And "Electricians know how to turn on your socket."

"Electronic Engineers do it without shorts at a much higher frequency!"

I knew some musicians that used to have

'Violinists duet better'

As lame and nerdy as the ones above.... great stuff, I'd wear any of them.

It is only clothing.

[Etrigan]

How was Che murderous terrorist? and why?

People like you have absolutely no right to complain when you see others with Tshirts of Hitler, or Osama, or Idi, or even the President himself, when you blindly wear Che Tshirts while knowing nothing of the coward, nor his criminal actions.

Suggestion: Buy a history book on Cuba, preferably the one not endorsed by Castro.

[MJo]

My two favorites were "Firemen have longer hoses." And "Electricians know how to turn on your socket."

"Electronic Engineers do it without shorts at a much higher frequency!"

Seen this one in Pattaya some time ago.

"Viagra........Breakfast for Butterflys"

[clausewitz]

How was Che murderous terrorist? and why?

People like you have absolutely no right to complain when you see others with Tshirts of Hitler, or Osama, or Idi, or even the President himself, when you blindly wear Che Tshirts while knowing nothing of the coward, nor his criminal actions.

Suggestion: Buy a history book on Cuba, preferably the one not endorsed by Castro.

I studied Che Guevera alot and loathe almost everything he did. Still like the T-shirts with his headshot print though.

BTW does anyone know where to buy the shirt with hitler getting a blowjob from a woman who is taking it from behind at the same time?

Underneath there is a caption with ME (under the pitcher) and Your Mother under the catcher)

[Baa_Mango]

some of my friends wear these shirts for fun. not because of ignorance but more out of teenage rebellion kinda thing.. also they always laugh cause older whitemen get shook' when they see them in stores. sometimes we get 'mao' and go to sex tourist areas with the girls dressed up like sex workers and have loud and obnoxious conversations in english at the bars.. funny to watch everyone squirm with obvious discomfort.

[Ulysses G.]

Since I truly believe in freedom of expression, people should be able to wear the shirts you mention above, provided they are in a country where it is legal. It's only a tshirt <deleted>. You just berated Jefferson about the American military shirts when most of them glorify murder, so you're saying the American military are fools?

Ive never seen an American army tshirt with pictures glorifying murder of Muslims, its usually a green or beige camouflage and part of a uniform meant to help people blend into the scenery as far as i'm aware.

Then you haven't seen the ones I have.

i.e.

"Join the Marines. Travel to exotic places and meet interesting people, and kill them."

"Kill 'em all, let God sort them out!"

"Airborne, death from above."

They all were designed during the Vietnam era.

[wade72]

I didn't read the whole post but one I saw, the lady was helping serve food at a bording school by the way, said.

"Home F*ucking is killing prostitution"

I mentioned it to the head the school delicately, and he thought it ment "prostitution is bad". I left it at that, didn't want to take it any further.

Just the other day in Pattaya I saw a Thai woman about 65 wearing one that said "Sex instuctor, first lesson free"

It was actually very disturbing.

Edited May 12, 2008 by wade72

[Ulysses G.]

It always cracks me up when I see a sweet, innocent little Thai girl with a really filthy t-shirt slogan!

[Kilgore Trout]

How about who're you? (Who are you?)

Or, whoreadsThaiVisaandtakesitseriously

swallow my pride, ha ha

[t.s]

Here Here. Quite obviously it does not mean the wearer is a whore but a lover of rugby. Should change the words to "I love a game where big sweaty men grap each other all over and are watched by big sweaty men who think they know what sport is" Would need to be an XXXL t-shirt, but this will fit most supporters.

Look forward to the abuse I am going to get from this like snow in April.

I am not too sure what sweaty men 'grapping' each other means, but I am guessing you are one of the XXXL shirt wearing men who thinks they know what sport is???? Or maybe you should be posting in the gay forum?

Front row man myself, and still proud of my 32" waist, and 19" collar.

If you knew anything about rugby, you would understand that we turn on fools in miliseconds.

Go and find something useful to do you f@t f£$k.

obscenites, personal insults and a homophobic remark -- proving once again to us all why they call rugby a gentleman's game.

I suspect there is not much oxygen in the front row. either that or your ear damage is more than superficial. you should have worn the headband

you may turn on fools, but i doubt you turn on much of anyone else with that 19 inch neck

Edited May 13, 2008 by t.s

[PattayaParent]

One I saw in Tops read "I want to put my willy wonker in your chocolate factory"

[Payboy]

here's a vulgar shirt...

[HowardJohnson]

The story about the lady wearing a coca cola t shirt for years. She thought it said "I love coke..."

Apparantly she was quite upset when she learned what it really said.

My favourite in Pattaya was "My boyfriend is out of town!"

[pampal]

my favorite is IPOOD shirt

[LivinLOS]

I have quite a few of the t Shirt hel_l shirts..

I support single moms (with a picture of a pole dancer)

Once you go asian you'll never go Caucasian..

Not totally useless, use me for blowjob practice..

Etc..

About the most offensive is 3 pictures with small text.

Bird - dog - bird

Swallow Bitch Swallow

I once saw a Thai guy walking along with a short with HUGE letters saying

J.E.S.U.S

..IS A

C.U.N.T

Which is quite an opinion to wear on your shirt..

[Samuian]

Sex Instructor, first lesson free!"

"McShit" with the golden Arches...

or

F_ckin' go Nuts!

and then I wouldn't overestimate what ever is there to make your brains twist and your eyes roll... it's for fun, after all... and I am not so sure if those who wear certain slogan shirts wear them without knowing... the message!

as it has been written here... it's basically to get high on the reactions..!

Edited May 13, 2008 by Samuian

[Kerryd]

my guess (assuming it was) her farang boyfriend/husband is nothing but an uneducated low-life clown with neither respect for females nor any knowledge how to behave properly not only in this country but anywhere. no explanation (no matter how weird) justifies that a lady wears a t-shirt 'i am a whore'

Wow.

You'd think people thinking like this would prefer to retire in Afghanistan. Please.

People here (in Afghanistan) tend to "retire" quite early in life. Permanently.

Meanwhile.

And for our friends from "Down Under":

[fedotenko]

I saw the best t-shirt ever on a girl who looked like she was 16 years old. And get this, it was in Paragon... She was coming up the escalator and I nearly pissed my pants when I saw it. I even had to follow her for a bit to get another look at it to make sure I read it correctly and sadly, I had it spot on the first time.

It read:

ASS (In big letters across the chest)

The other vagina (In smaller print under the chest)

I doubt she knew what that meant but if she did know, she is quite simply my hero.