Lulu's Grandmother

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.

One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a

hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the

prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by

and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother

that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up

for some.

"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"

Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the

prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed,"Wow,

still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the

skin back and suck them dry."

The policeman fainted!