Doctors

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An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take

a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for

work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out

of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four

weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take

half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking

for work in two weeks.'

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an arsehol_e

out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country

looking for work within twenty-four hours.