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:lol:Mexican Words of the Day:

1. Cheese

The teacher told Pepito to use

the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, pero

Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom

"Orale vato, when all my family get in the car,

there's not mushroom

3. 'Shoulder' My tia wanted 2 become a citizen

but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. 'TEXAS' My ruca always Texas me when I'm not

home wondering where I'm at!

5. 'Herpes'

Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got

herpes.

6. July

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!

Julyer!

7. Rectum!

I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

8. Juarez

'One day my

abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your

problem?'

9. CHICKEN

I was going to go to

the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.

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