Golfing Fairy

Dave and Andy guys were playing golf. They both sliced there balls into the rough and went searching for them. Dave found his ball amongst a patch of buttercups. He hacked at them until he managed to hit his ball. Suddenly a fairy appeared and said. "For damaging the buttercups you will have no butter for a week." The fairy then thought and said, "in fact no butter for the rest of the year." After another second the fairy said, "To ###### with it, no butter for the rest of your life" and disappeared. Dave shouted out to Andy, "Did you find your ball?" to which Andy replied, "yes, it's in the pussy willows." Dave shouted, "Don't hit it!!! For the love of god, don't hit it!!!!!!"