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A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks.

"Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "F**king hel_l are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my ****?"

"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher!"

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