The Twenty Commandments Of Pattaya

[plasticpig]

Thou Shalt Not

Tell BG's, i come back see you later, its not fair on them, be stright.

[sotsira]

Thou Shalt Not

Tell BG's, i come back see you later, its not fair on them, be stright.

Because they will probably be entertaining another customer if you do return later!

[Zpete]

Thou shalt not....

Drink weazels, Heineken........... ewwwwwwwwww.

[enyaw]

Thou shall not ride down Soi 3 coming from the 2nd road as it's a oneway street apparently and there is always a Bib (soot soi) awaiting.. rubbing his hands greedily. c*nt!

[plasticpig]

Thou Shalt Not

Use Squat toilets in Thailand, when Pissed. not a good idea.

[mmushr00m]

make sure you are not seen doing the walk of shame by female colleagues who just happened to be walking by!!!

[Beacher]

Thou shalt not give a Pattaya baht bus driver anything other than the exact 10 baht fare.

Thou shalt not ride thou moto-sai closely behind a Pattaya baht bus driver.

Thou shalt not get a Pattaya baht bus driver p*ssed off too badly

[plasticpig]

Thou shalt not

Go down Walking street, with beer bottle in hand, no shirt on, in shorts with Man-united (or Scum) printed on them.

shouting at people.

Top tourists from the uk.