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One Thing For Yourself


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Lets say a genie appears and grants you one wish. The genie says, "As you live in Thailand now, I will let you import one thing and one thing only from your home-country. What shall it be?"

Now, keep in mind, it can be anything you want but only one thing. Maybe its your favorite restaurant, your old house, a lifetime supply of Marmite (Hi RDN).

Whats it going to be? What is the one thing you miss terribly from your home?

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Debbie Harry. She would have to look the same as she did 20 years ago though..

My dad and my uncle used to work in the old Apollo in Glasgow years ago. They were stewards. Debbie Harry was playing this night.So anyway they were just to the side of the stage in the pit at the front. So my old man says to my uncle. Check out Debbie. She had her leg on the amp at the front of the stage. So they have a great view right up her skirt. So they think the're being sneeky . Like 2 kids. The next song is about to start. Debbie Harry gets on the mic and says this goes out to the 2 perverts at the front. Classic! He takes great pride in telling that story. :o:D

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Debbie Harry. She would have to look the same as she did 20 years ago though..

My dad and my uncle used to work in the old Apollo in Glasgow years ago. They were stewards. Bebbie Harry was playing this night.So anyway they were just to the side of the stage in the pit at the front. So my old man says to my uncle. Check out Debbie. She had her leg on the amp at the front of the stage. So they have a great view right up her skirt. So they think the're being sneeky . Like 2 kids. The next song is about to start. Debbie Harry gets on the mic and says this goes out to the 2 perverts at the front. Classic! He takes great pride in telling that story. :D:D

:o:D:D

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The entire British police force. They would straighten out all these corrupt buggers. Shame I couldnt have a few dozen German engineers as well, but you said only one thing.

***An engineer dies and is mistakenly sent to h*ll, well says the devil, until we get this straightened out you might as well make yourself at home. So the engineer fixes the traffic, gets the place air conditioned, and fixes all the plumbing so things are quite comfortable. God looks down and is dismayed at all the progress, He immediately opens the big book, finds the mistake and calls down "HEY SATAN, SEND THAT ENGINEER UP HERE WHERE HE BELONGS" Satan thinks for a while and retorts.."not a chance!!! what are you going to do about it? Sue me?" God replies "AND JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK I COULD GET A LAWYER?"

While we are at it, how bout the entire Swiss civil service too????

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