I always this was either an Urban Myth or a joke...read on.

from http://www.news.com.au/

A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he stuck it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.

At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused.

According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.

Unfortunately for Mr Xing, news crews descended on the park to film the rescue effort:

Doctors had tried to drain some of Mr Xing’s blood in an attempt to loosen his penis, but to no avail.

Rescuers eventually cut away part of the bench and Mr Xing was taken to hospital where doctors took another four hours to free him.

They said if Mr Xing had been stuck for another hour they would have had to amputate his penis.

It does sound false though! Even the video seems suspect.

I hope the courts aren't too "hard on" him

He could say he was practising the bench press for the olympics.

Or trying to get a hole in one!

He'd read about the Dutch boy and the dyke. Not many dyke's in town and the hole in the bench was too big for his finger

( before you smart Alec's comment I know there is a club for Dyke's in Central.....but it would be a cruel and unnecessary word play to mention it ).

Edited August 13, 200817 yr by suiging

Must be something going around.

Man Has Sex With Picnic Table

ow ow..crazy what goes through some peoples minds sometimes!

Reminds me of a story a friend (yes a friend, NOT me! ) told me years ago about her "first time". She was very nervous and when her boyfriend penetrated her, her muscles contracted around and he couldnt pull out. No matter what they tried she couldnt relax enough for him to pull out. Both of them began to get into a state of panic and eventually called up 999 to ask for advice. An ambulance was sent round to give her a muscle relaxant injection in order for him to withdraw.

Talk about a memorable first time eh!

Talk about a memorable first time eh!

Indeed!

I've seen dogs with the same problem.

An ambulance was sent round to give her a muscle relaxant injection in order for him to withdraw.

Talk about a memorable first time eh!

My Mum told me it wasn't true that you could catch nasties of tiolet seats. Sadly she is not around now to seek her sage advice on this one.............

My Mum told me it wasn't true that you could catch nasties of tiolet seats. Sadly she is not around now to seek her sage advice on this one.............

I was told you could only catch nasties off toilet seats if you dig that position.

I've seen dogs with the same problem.

What a dog with a 41 year old man from Hong Kong stuck inside?

I've seen dogs with the same problem.

What a dog with a 41 year old man from Hong Kong stuck inside?

Doggy style left him feeling ruff

When I was a policeman in the USA, we took a call regarding a man who had inserted a beer bottle in his rectum and then couldn't get it out. Must admit seeing a Budweiser longneck beer bottle in such a compromising position turned me off beer for a while. But the feelings passed.

Edited August 15, 200817 yr by farang prince

Things that make you go Hmmmmm......

My elder sister used to be a nurse, and once told me that a girl was admitted to her hospital with an apple inserted where the sun don't shine, when asked how it got there she claimed that she had been cleaning the windows and fell off the step ladders onto the fruit bowl.

ow ow..crazy what goes through some peoples minds sometimes!

Reminds me of a story a friend (yes a friend, NOT me! ) told me years ago about her "first time". She was very nervous and when her boyfriend penetrated her, her muscles contracted around and he couldnt pull out. No matter what they tried she couldnt relax enough for him to pull out. Both of them began to get into a state of panic and eventually called up 999 to ask for advice. An ambulance was sent round to give her a muscle relaxant injection in order for him to withdraw.

Talk about a memorable first time eh! :D

Have you still got her phone number..?

When I was a policeman in the USA, we took a call regarding a man who had inserted a beer bottle in his rectum and then couldn't get it out. Must admit seeing a Budweiser longneck beer bottle in such a compromising position turned me off beer for a while. But the feelings passed.

Things that make you go Hmmmmm......

My elder sister used to be a nurse, and once told me that a girl was admitted to her hospital with an apple inserted where the sun don't shine, when asked how it got there she claimed that she had been cleaning the windows and fell off the step ladders onto the fruit bowl.

Lucky she didn't land on the pineapple.

Things that make you go Hmmmmm......

My elder sister used to be a nurse, and once told me that a girl was admitted to her hospital with an apple inserted where the sun don't shine, when asked how it got there she claimed that she had been cleaning the windows and fell off the step ladders onto the fruit bowl.

Lucky she didn't land on the pineapple.

Or the melon!

Things that make you go Hmmmmm......

My elder sister used to be a nurse, and once told me that a girl was admitted to her hospital with an apple inserted where the sun don't shine, when asked how it got there she claimed that she had been cleaning the windows and fell off the step ladders onto the fruit bowl.

Lucky she didn't land on the pineapple.

Or the melon!

Or two bananas..........

Things that make you go Hmmmmm......

My elder sister used to be a nurse, and once told me that a girl was admitted to her hospital with an apple inserted where the sun don't shine, when asked how it got there she claimed that she had been cleaning the windows and fell off the step ladders onto the fruit bowl.

Lucky she didn't land on the pineapple.

Or the melon!

Or two bananas..........

Or a JCB

..bit tired

Things that make you go Hmmmmm......

My elder sister used to be a nurse, and once told me that a girl was admitted to her hospital with an apple inserted where the sun don't shine, when asked how it got there she claimed that she had been cleaning the windows and fell off the step ladders onto the fruit bowl.

Lucky she didn't land on the pineapple.

Or the melon!

Or two bananas..........

.... seriously funny.

Things that make you go Hmmmmm......

My elder sister used to be a nurse, and once told me that a girl was admitted to her hospital with an apple inserted where the sun don't shine, when asked how it got there she claimed that she had been cleaning the windows and fell off the step ladders onto the fruit bowl.

Lucky she didn't land on the pineapple.

Or the melon!

Or two bananas..........

Or a JCB

..bit tired

Huh? Yo eek, what you on Babe?

edit: ps the 2 bananas gag was very funny indeed!

Edited August 15, 200817 yr by suegha

My friend is a nurse. He says sometimes people come to ERs stuck together from rough sex. A bone breaks somewhere near the women's pleasure center and the man is stuck. He says sometimes it ends up badly for both parties and was saying for male or female or both may end up having to carry around a bag for their urine the rest of their life. I don't know exactly how it works but I'm sure you can imagine.

both may end up having to carry around a bag for their urine the rest of their life.

I'm fairly sure he's taking the piss.

There's only one bone near the woman's pleasure centre (as you put it) isn't there, and that's the pelvis, break that and they have to carry you around in a bucket, never mind the urine.

Edited August 15, 200817 yr by Thaddeus

Well it depends on whether the womans please centre is in use or not, if in use then there is often an extra bone inside.

I could be completely pedantic, but it's too nice a day to go upsetting a Mod

When will you guys ever learn what to do and what not to do with your genitals? I liked the picnic table one!!! I mean, did he lust after it for weeks on end and just decided that he had to have it, that it was the sexiest table he had seen in a long whilè......

Edited August 16, 200817 yr by Patsycat