A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one

minute to get out!'

The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c*nt!'

A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one

minute to get out!'

The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c*nt!'

True story.

Bob Monkhouse (an English 'comedian') lost his lifetimes work when a thief broke into his car and stole his briefcase containing ALL of his jokes for his stand-up routine. A 10,000 pound reward was offered for it's return - no questions asked.

The problem was (as Stan Boardman pointed out) .....

If somebody found them ........

How would they know they were jokes?

Are you a Bob Monkhouse fan or (worse still) is that you, Bob?

I was cleaning out the attic the other day with the wife....dirty, filthy and covered in cobwebs....

.....but she's good with the kids

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

ENOUGH, already! Pleeeeeeeeeez!

Sorry - Thaivisa has a joke section. Please only post Chiang Mai funnies in the Chiang Mai forum.