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A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one

minute to get out!'

The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c*nt!' :o:D:D:D

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A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one

minute to get out!'

The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c*nt!' :D:D:D:D

True story.

Bob Monkhouse (an English 'comedian') lost his lifetimes work when a thief broke into his car and stole his briefcase containing ALL of his jokes for his stand-up routine. A 10,000 pound reward was offered for it's return - no questions asked.

The problem was (as Stan Boardman pointed out) .....

If somebody found them ........

How would they know they were jokes? :(

Are you a Bob Monkhouse fan or (worse still) is that you, Bob? :o

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I was cleaning out the attic the other day with the wife....dirty, filthy and covered in cobwebs....

.....but she's good with the kids :o

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