Smile, It's Tuesday.

[hill16]

A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one

minute to get out!'

The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c*nt!'

[KevinHunt]

A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one

minute to get out!'

The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c*nt!'

True story.

Bob Monkhouse (an English 'comedian') lost his lifetimes work when a thief broke into his car and stole his briefcase containing ALL of his jokes for his stand-up routine. A 10,000 pound reward was offered for it's return - no questions asked.

The problem was (as Stan Boardman pointed out) .....

If somebody found them ........

How would they know they were jokes?

Are you a Bob Monkhouse fan or (worse still) is that you, Bob?

Edited August 19, 2008 by KevinHUNT

[uptheos]

I was cleaning out the attic the other day with the wife....dirty, filthy and covered in cobwebs....

.....but she's good with the kids

[dingdongrb]

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

[Mapguy]

ENOUGH, already! Pleeeeeeeeeez!

[p1p]

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