Yo bettah be aware Patsy,

Me have back up, two Ninja cat, cold blooded killahs they are.

Can slice ya into pieces without warning.

They are ruthless.....

Warf!

what the diffy between swine flu and 2009 flu?

>>>MEOW<<<

Same like birdflu, SARS and other government propaganda bullcrap.

No worries just eat enough fruit and veggies.

I am bored......

already got sick... bronchitis phewwwwww

antibiotic hurts my stomach so bad

Ha, I used to have that a lot. But not always need antibiotics. in fact sometimes it is very bad to take. Check with kwookle.

I am still bored.

Edit: Guidelines for doctors say that most people shouldn't be prescribed antibiotics for coughs or bronchitis. But your doctor may suggest antibiotics if you have other medical conditions on top of bronchitis, such as chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) or heart failure.

Go back your doctor and smash pills back in his face I would suggest.

Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/bes...itis-treatments

called the hospital saying i need to finish the dose......

had to but the med for stomach, taking it before meal to soothe it aikeeeeee

Lemme guess they told you if you would not finish next time it would not work, am I right?

I used to have same almost twice a year and they always stuffed me with AB and it never worked they tried all kinds of different ones and I only got sick more often.

I changed doctor because I moved and again got sick. Gave the doctor the list of AB they gave me before and he became very angry and told me there is no need for AB if you have bronchitis.

He then asked me what I eat during the week and made some recommendations and I never had bronchitis again.

In fact I have never been really sick ever since apart from some light flu.

But don't take my word for it, just kwookle some and you find out yourself.

already finished the meds neway.

stomach still hurtsssssssss :'(

Start eating some good food instead of poisoning yourself with all those medicines prescribed by doctors that don't know sh1t.

But hey, this is Thai culture, when we sick we need medicine from doctor.

We want pills, lot's of it!

Take care and have a good dream.

nah its mum freaked out from those flu news

no more meds!!

is this the topic where you can get some free love?

Did you guys see the thread with the video about gekkos?

Is this the place where all the responses should be in the form of questions, like on that television quiz show, Jeopardy?

Wassh?

How is this topic related to LOS?

(Can we have topics that get closed for this reason added here as well?)

Off-Topic Thread....???

What's that with the "How is this topic related to LOS?" poster here??? There are mods for that. Are you that bored and regulated through every aspect of life to react in that manner here too.

If that's the case, Thailand for sure is the wrong country! That kind will NEVER be happy here.

I think we need more hugging in here.

I figured out the answer to an age-old question:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The answer is this: I had an egg for breakfast, and chicken at lunch.

Therefore, the egg came first.

What do you think?

I don't have to think becrause I am "The One That Knows"

ENOS FRUIT SALTS....

Ask Alex, ENOS..........

Can nose picking be considered a recreational activity?

Can nose picking be considered a recreational activity?

my daughter certainly thinks so

Regards bojo

I think we need more hugging in here.

Really off topic for those not Scottish as you must try and read the following in a Scottish Accent

GORDON BROWN was visiting a Scottish primary school and he visited one of the classes.

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. Brown if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

A little boy stood up and offered: 'If ma best freen, wha lives on a fairm, is playin' in the field an' a tractor rins ower him and kills him, that wid be a 'tragedy.' '

'No', said Gordon - 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a skale bus kerryin' fufty children drove ower a cliff, killing a'b'dy inside, that wid be a tragedy'

'I'm afraid not', explained Gordon - 'that's what we would call a 'great loss'' .

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Gordon searched the room.

'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally, at the back of the room, wee Johnny raised his hand...

In a quiet voice he said:

'If a plane kerryin' you and Mr. Darlin' wis struck by a 'freendly fire' missile & blawn tae smithereens, that wid be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Gordon. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'

'Weel,' says wee Johnny 'it his tae be a tragedy, because it certainly widnae be a great loss.....

and it probably widnae be a f*cking accident

either!

BT

This thread has been very quiet recently so.:::: lets try again.

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st

Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. what is your problem?'

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the

third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the

4th Grade!'

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While

the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal

what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy

a test and if he failed to answer any of his

questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he

agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Boy.: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Boy.: '36'.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade

should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy

can go to the 4th grade.'

Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?

Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'

Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy.: 'Pockets.'

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the

answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a

dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy.: Shake hands

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The

best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large

Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow

me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of

heat and excitement?

Boy.: Fire truck

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get

it, u have to use ur hand..

Boy.: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men

than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his

wife after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME..

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of

veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

'Send this Boy to

WHEREVER HE WANTS TO GO

I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'

BT

Did you guys see the thread with the video about gekkos?

Is this the place where all the responses should be in the form of questions, like on that television quiz show, Jeopardy?

Can you prvide us a link??

Couldn't find the TV thread, but googled and found the place it linked to:

http://www.ted.com/talks/robert_full_learn...cko_s_tail.html

"Biologist Robert Full studies the amazing gecko, with its supersticky feet and tenacious climbing skill. But high-speed footage reveals that the gecko's tail harbors perhaps the most surprising talents of all."

(PS. The icon to make the video full screen is at the upper right of the frame.)

kewl!

I wanna climb a tree and cut it down (or it'll fall on my house)...need some gecko help!

kewl!

I wanna climb a tree and cut it down (or it'll fall on my house)...need some gecko help!

MOVE the house, simple.

Saw this girl walking on the street, a good piece of meat, she looked so sweet

And then?

And when we met,very sad, things went bad.

like this ?