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Iran Withdraws Support from Houthis Amid Intensified US Airstrikes
I’m a busy guy I just catch the main stream news pbs nbc cnn I refuse to watch fox and the like. -
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British Man Arrested After Violent Outburst in Phuket
All free visas should cease and all tourists wishing to travel to Thailand must get a Thai visa in their countries before they even get on a plane. This will never happen as all that matters here is the amount of money these trouble makers spend. The thing is that the law makers all live in the exclusive parts of Bangkok and couldn't care less about behavior in tourist areas as long as the money is rolling in. -
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Proper Size for LED Flood Lights Around House
Thanks for the help -- sound like you have way more than I need.... That should keep any intruder away -
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British Nationals Face Increased Scrutiny as Thailand Cracks Down on Crime
15.000/378 = close to 40kg per person. Interesting: Which commercial airline allows such a luggage weight? -
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Proper Size for LED Flood Lights Around House
Thanks for the help; much appreciated. I will consider 10W (and 20W for the back) rather than 20W and 30W. -
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Tattoo Regret in Pattaya - Harley Ink and a 5,000 Baht Bill, Now What Lads?
Woke up this morning with a right stonker of a headache, shirt stuck to me chest and a taste in my mouth like I’d been licking a bulldog's arse for a week straight. Thought I’d slept funny or something, but then I clocked it, I’ve only gone and got a tattoo. FFS mates! Pulled the West Ham jersey off me chest and there it was, clear as day, a 3" long Harley-Davidson wings logo inked just below me collarbone. No clue how it got there. Nigel near pissed himself when he saw it. Said I’d been banging on all last night about “freedom” and “riding the open road in the north,” like I’m some big-shot biker. I ain’t even got a license, mates. We were out on Soi BuaKhao right, Red Bull buckets flying round like tits on a cow, ended up chatting to this bloke in the side soi next to the bar. He was right outside a dodgy looking tattoo shop wedged between a grass shop and some ladyboy pole dancing dump with pink lights and more cocks in frocks than a pride parade in Rio. Fella says he’ll do me a deal, 10,000 Baht right, pay half now, rest tomorrow. Apparently I nodded along like it was the bargain of the century. Anyway, this morning I’m sat there in me smalls in the flat, no shirt on, trying to stay cool in this heat, clutching a bottle of water and trying not to breathe too hard cause me head it throbbin like I gone smashed it with a can of beans, when there’s a knock on the door. It’s the tattoo bloke, what does he want? Stood there with some other geezer and a proper attitude. Says I still owe him 5,000 Baht for the ink or he’s calling the old bill. I told him to do one. Said I didn’t even want the bloody thing, and if he had any correct morals he wouldn’t be sticking needles in people who are half soaked and can’t even stand up straight. He reckons I signed something. Mate I was so off me b$llocks, I’d’ve signed a bargirl's soiled nickers if you handed them to me. He weren’t having it. Bit of shouting, bit of finger-pointing. Simon just stood there in his pants eating a mango scone like it was all perfectly normal. Eventually they buggered off in a huff, muttering God knows what in Thai. All I could make out was the word kwai or e-kwai or something like that. So now I’m sat here with cling film taped to me chest, a scabby Harley logo I didn’t ask for, and no idea what I’m meant to tell me mates at the pub when I get back. Might just say it’s a temporary sticker I got from a bag of crisps. But real talk, what would you lot have done? Paid the bloke to keep the peace or told him to jog on like I did? Twelve more days left in this overpriced Airbnb gaff and I’m already thinking of flying home early to The Old Dart.
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