I'd Rather Have A Job

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job".

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac super-model daughter while she is on her photo shoots around the world. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes and he'll cover all of your expenses. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips as well. You'll have a two bedroom apartment above the garage when local. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshi##ing me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."