Dear Father Christmas,

[Cuban]

I've been a good boy this year, please could you find time in your busy schedule over the next few days to visit all of those people around me that have a general absence of common sense and tweak up their IQs by 30 points or so, I don't need them to be geniuses just functional adults. It's not even a case of wanting better langauge skills for myself of those I communicate with, just their ability try to understand sign-langauge or a clear instruction.

[adjan jb]

It's not even a case of wanting better langauge skills for myself of those I communicate with, just their ability try to understand sign-langauge or a clear instruction.

Hopefully it's not about language.

[dingdongrb]

I've been a good boy this year, please could you find time in your busy schedule over the next few days to visit all of those people around me that have a general absence of common sense and tweak up their IQs by 30 points or so, I don't need them to be geniuses just functional adults. It's not even a case of wanting better langauge skills for myself of those I communicate with, just their ability try to understand sign-langauge or a clear instruction.

What, no help for that ailing buffalo?

[zzdocxx]

[StreetCowboy]

Dear Father Christmas

Please help me be more timely...

[wileycoyote]

Dear Santa,

I have been good this year (so far)

Would you consider my request for Good Health ,Happiness and a little Prosperity

Best Wishes

Wiley Coyote

PS Your reindeer didn't eat the carrots I left out !