Pattaya Mail - Letters

Editor;

My top 10 predictions for 2005:

1) Water shortages will increase, as will water pollution.

2) Traffic problems in Pattaya will increase; as will air pollution.

3) Western tourism losses will result in more busloads of junket tourist.

4) Water shortages at hydroelectric plants will cause electric power shortages.

5) Unrest in the South will continue to increase and spread North.

6) Westerners will continue unloading their condos before the baht crashes.

7) Business will look elsewhere because of energy, stability, and workforce issues.

8) If Thais don’t learn English, they will be “forced” to learn Chinese.

9) Crime/corruption in Pattaya will increase to point of Bangkok getting involved.

10) Beach Road will still be under construction at this time next year, and the year after, and the year after, and the year after...

Pattaya “Beach” Bum

Any comments on these predictions? Or maybe you have some predictions of your own.

Pattaya Mail - Letters

Editor;

My top 10 predictions for 2005:

1) Water shortages will increase, as will water pollution.

2) Traffic problems in Pattaya will increase; as will air pollution.

3) Western tourism losses will result in more busloads of junket tourist.

4) Water shortages at hydroelectric plants will cause electric power shortages.

5) Unrest in the South will continue to increase and spread North.

6) Westerners will continue unloading their condos before the baht crashes.

7) Business will look elsewhere because of energy, stability, and workforce issues.

8) If Thais don’t learn English, they will be “forced” to learn Chinese.

9) Crime/corruption in Pattaya will increase to point of Bangkok getting involved.

10) Beach Road will still be under construction at this time next year, and the year after, and the year after, and the year after...

Pattaya “Beach” Bum

Any comments on these predictions? Or maybe you have some predictions of your own.

Rangers will win the Scottish Premiership.

Thailand will have a new PM and by this time next year posts on closing times will be a thing of the past!!!

A SUPPER BIG SCANDAL will hit an immediate Thaksin'f immediate family

Stock market crash bigtime!!!

I shall be leaving the UK.

I'm going to get me a Thai woman..................

taxi prices will rise because of fuel costs

the baht will fall but so will the US dollar

The new airport will not open on time

the skytrain to the new airport will be years behind

traffic will still suck

buses and trucks will still belch black soot instead of getting fixed

bars will close at 1am

the stupid booze ban in the afternoon will fail

the PM will be re-elected

and the best thing , the girls will still smile at you !

well thats some of them.......

We'll get Osama...

I shall be leaving the UK.

Where you going?

Davethailand will finaly jump out of the closet

that gold will hit $500 an ounce

that the usd will be €1.50

that the pound will be worth $2.25

and so thus i will be making a killing in 2005

Toxin will see the error of his greed fueled ways, give all his ill-gotten billions to the poor and go live in a temple for the rest of his life

Someone will try to assasinate George Bush the easy way, by cutting his strings

Tony Blair will earn his scout badge for tying knots

Bin Laden will try to clean up his image and get his beard trimmed

I will be voted supreme moderator

I shall be leaving the UK.

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Where you going?

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Places of choice are Russia, LoS and Oz. I'm flying out tomorrow, back on Jan 31, so I'll be off the air, so to speak, unless there are good internet facilities around. Nice and cold, yergottaluv the English lust for crap weather.

One thing I'm sure of is that it can't get much worse than 2004.

My predictions:

- legislation is passed in Bangkok to allow casinos to open in designated areas (to stimulate interest in potential tourists)

- on the days immediately preceding election day, Thaksin promises free cases of Chang along with the free cows to all potential voters

- my nicotine addiction does not subside

- a few million more brain cells vanish from beneath my skull cap

- that moldy cheese in the back my fridge gets moldier

A Thai film will finally have a proper international impact!

1- I will break a world record for freshwater fishing.

2- I still won't eat fish.

3- Whilst reaching into his pocket during a speech, Thaksin will accidently drop an old crumpled piece of paper on which the cameras will zoom in... the one origami bird he has signed!

4- I will again gain weight but will grow to an amazing 7 feet and 8 inches!

I just clicked o the wrong button. I'm so pissed.

I think I will arrive about the 26th Feb stay 3 nights in Bangkok. Then Fucc off to Ubon For 4 nights then Samui for 5 nights then Pattaya for 5 nights then Bangkok for 5 nights. If you predicted this you are ###### amazing. Happy new year!!

Liverpool ,after a slightly shakey start to the season, will rein supreme and win the premiership (at last)

I will get the 2 bob bits at least 52 times this year

I'm 3 days into the first bout already

Liverpool ,after a slightly shakey start to the season, will rein supreme and win the premiership (at last) 

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What! No way, lost seven games already. Wonder what odds you could get for it?