What about the old sitting on your hand until its numb, put on nail varnish and a couple of rings?

But when the circulation returns it's a real passion killer.

Better to do what Dudley Moore did. Grease out a toilet roll and hook it up to the trainset. Everytime the train goes over a junction you get some really terrific vibes.

I find some of your comments quite vulgar and offensive.

However, try catching a moth. Pull its wings off. Sit in the bath and make an island with your bell end. Put the moth on the island and watch it run around. More points if you can shoot it up onto the ceiling.

Bumble bees are better because they buzz. Just make sure you pull the sting out.

I find some of your comments quite vulgar and offensive.

However, try catching a moth. Pull its wings off. Sit in the bath and make an island with your bell end. Put the moth on the island and watch it run around. More points if you can shoot it up onto the ceiling.

Bumble bees are better because they buzz. Just make sure you pull the sting out.

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What an imagination

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Absolutely Dave!! This place gets worse

What about the old sitting on your hand until its numb, put on nail varnish and a couple of rings?

Never heard of that one. Whatever gets you off. I prefer Circus Midgets. To each their own I guess.

Nothing beats an old fashioned boxing glove........................

except maybe a large advocado that has been warmed on the radiator

A couple of slices of warm liver is SUPPOSED to be very effective as well!!

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Absolutely Dave!! This place gets worse

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Yeah...but he is from the north of England! What do you expect?

What about the old sitting on your hand until its numb, put on nail varnish and a couple of rings?

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Never heard of that one. Whatever gets you off. I prefer Circus Midgets. To each their own I guess.

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Nothing beats an old fashioned boxing glove........................

except maybe a large advocado that has been warmed on the radiator

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A couple of slices of warm liver is SUPPOSED to be very effective as well!!

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geez, i feel sorry for your poor sods

for me nothing beats a fresh hoy

geez, i feel sorry for your poor sods

for me nothing beats a fresh hoy

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SEX is OK .... but there is nothing like the real thing!!!

What about the old sitting on your hand until its numb, put on nail varnish and a couple of rings?

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Never heard of that one. Whatever gets you off. I prefer Circus Midgets. To each their own I guess.

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Nothing beats an old fashioned boxing glove........................

except maybe a large advocado that has been warmed on the radiator

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A couple of slices of warm liver is SUPPOSED to be very effective as well!!

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geez, i feel sorry for your poor sods

for me nothing beats a fresh hoy

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Why would you want to play with oysters for...you sicko

I am a traditionalist - nothing beats warm apple pie

enough is enough, too much information, so this one's gone