January 30, 200521 yr On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty - it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth." "But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?" "No, not really." God replied... "Just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them!"
January 30, 200521 yr Thank You LC, thats already on its way to a dozen email boxes. In NZ my American boss once asked myself and a kiwi staff member who we thought the biggest whingers were. I said it was us. Told him, "You wake up next to 300 million yanks and see what kind of mood you're in in the morning." I said it in jest of course. cv
January 30, 200521 yr we won't mention the temperature. It's warm all summer, and in my part of the country winter lasts a week. cv
January 31, 200521 yr I remember God visited Oz back in Dreamtime and on the last day he told the Abos, "Don't do anything 'til I get back........!"
January 31, 200521 yr Who ever wrote this joke is not a Canadian. There are no carps in mountain lakes nor are there mountain goats. This is a travesty! i like it though
February 1, 200521 yr Eskimos are actually called Inuit. Inuit are not neigbors of Canada but are Candians. I think the neighbors in the joke are Quebecers. 555
February 1, 200521 yr Who ever wrote this joke is not a Canadian. There are no carps in mountain lakes nor are there mountain goats. This is a travesty! i like it though Well, half right.... we have mountain goats in the south-east rockies, but the carp are on the prairies. cv p.s... Penz... don't get me started on CDG.
February 1, 200521 yr Who ever wrote this joke is not a Canadian. There are no carps in mountain lakes nor are there mountain goats. This is a travesty! i like it though Well, half right.... we have mountain goats in the south-east rockies, but the carp are on the prairies. cv p.s... Penz... don't get me started on CDG. Mountain goats eh? Learn something new everyday.
September 3, 200520 yr Author LOLCutie, if you're Thai.... hmmm... why is your Enlish so good? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dated Englishmen.
September 3, 200520 yr LOLCutie, if you're Thai.... hmmm... why is your Enlish so good? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ENLISH
September 4, 200520 yr LOLCutie, if you're Thai.... hmmm... why is your Enlish so good? ENLISH Canadians really are so cheerful all the time - it gets right up my nose. 'Till it rubs off a bit. Takes a while to warm up a grumpy Pomm.
September 4, 200520 yr LOLCutie, if you're Thai.... hmmm... why is your Enlish so good? I dated Englishmen. Obviously dated an American too
September 4, 200520 yr Author Obviously dated an American too <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We all make mistakes, don't we?
September 4, 200520 yr I remember God visited Oz back in Dreamtime and on the last day he told the Abos,"Don't do anything 'til I get back........!" What's an Abo?
September 4, 200520 yr Obviously dated an American too We all make mistakes, don't we? ..Well, Elsie, you seemed very happy when I gave you that Flag of Old Glory back at the TV Pissup Party last July..... Or was it all an act?
September 4, 200520 yr Keep in mind that Canada is America's hat. Mexico is America's...Err....Never mind...
September 4, 200520 yr Author ..Well, Elsie, you seemed very happy when I gave you that Flag of Old Glory back at the TV Pissup Party last July..... Or was it all an act? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was quite a long time ago, sweetheart.
September 4, 200520 yr We prefer to think of America as our chair. Note the nice Alaskan headrest. Keep in mind that Canada is America's hat. Mexico is America's...Err....Never mind...
September 4, 200520 yr Keep in mind that Canada is America's hat. Mexico is America's...Err....Never mind... spot on, Florida always reminded me of something......
September 4, 200520 yr Keep in mind that Canada is America's hat. Mexico is America's...Err....Never mind... spot on, Florida always reminded me of something...... Freud was obviously right about some people.
September 5, 200520 yr ..Well, Elsie, you seemed very happy when I gave you that Flag of Old Glory back at the TV Pissup Party last July..... Or was it all an act? It was quite a long time ago, sweetheart. Darling, it was only one month ago... Oh well, Operation LC American Freedom has suffered a temporary setack... I hope you didn't throw the flag away at least....
September 5, 200520 yr We prefer to think of America as our chair. Note the nice Alaskan headrest. Keep in mind that Canada is America's hat. Mexico is America's...Err....Never mind... Well....Better a chair than a Toilet, I say......
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