Worst Joke Ever

[lemonjelly]

Q, Why do people marry?

A, It's not good to fight with strangers.

Edited October 24, 2015 by lemonjelly

[Crossy]

No. 20... Pilot, loaf of bread???

Google is your friend https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardtack

Yes, I had to look it up too.

[lemonjelly]

The mother in law comes to our house every Christmas, but we're doing it different this year, we're going to let her in.

[AhFarangJa]

[riceyummm]

No. 20... Pilot, loaf of bread???

I don't get #20 either, same with 23, 24.

[laislica]

[laislica]

No. 20... Pilot, loaf of bread???

I don't get #20 either, same with 23, 24.

and the title of this thread is????

Looks like we have a winner?

he he

[loong]

australian burks.jpg

I have no clue what that is a picture of

[laislica]

[laislica]

I'm a Brit but my guess was

australian burks.jpg

I have no clue what that is a picture of

Edited October 26, 2015 by laislica

[laislica]

[chiang mai]

University of Northern Territories in Canada finalizes the design of their souvenir coffee mug, on sale in the campus gift shop:

[chiang mai]

[JB300]

I'm a Brit but my guess was

nedKelly.jpg

australian burks.jpg

I have no clue what that is a picture of

Isn't it the mask Ned Kelly wore? Hence the Joke about the Australian Government not liking burkas since 1880... Edited October 27, 2015 by JB300

[laislica]

University of Northern Territories in Canada finalizes the design of their souvenir coffee mug, on sale in the campus gift shop:

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Edited October 27, 2015 by laislica

[laislica]

18 Yr Old Senior Arrested for Smelly Vagina at High School

“If this funky bi*** was a minor that’d be something different, but this a grown a** woman running around smelling like a fish market, we had to evacuate the entire school and have it fumigated”

Said principal Connors at Crossland High School in Folksville, Florida.

When students came to school Friday morning at the high school there was a smell that was only described as rotten dead fish & cheap weave. Student Michelle Dillard was arrested for lewd misconduct on school grounds which in Florida is a class A Misdemeanor.

Student Milton Watts said publicly that there was a time when I would’ve dragged my balls through a football field covered in used syringes and needles and burning coals and back just to even get a chance to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie she was that sexy to me. But he changed his tune when he exited his homeroom class and was quoted as saying:

“I thought it was a dead body, I mean that sh** smelled like someone crawled up her cooter and died bruh, I gotta go home and take 3 showers, she should get atleast 3 years in my opinion”

Since Ms. Dillard is of adult age Folks5 news caught up with her in the back of the police car and she said:

“The truth is I had sex on Monday and the condom was still in me today, so it’s not my fault Adrian is to blame he shoulda went raw like he always does”

Ms. Dillard was released on her own recognizance and has pleaded not guilty and is awaiting her next court date.

Full story here http://smileshappen.org/18-yr-old-senior-arrested-for-smelly-vagina-at-high-school/

[chiang mai]

[AhFarangJa]

australian burks.jpg

I have no clue what that is a picture of

Sorry for the delay in replying, been offline working.

Yes, it is a pic of the mask Ned Kelly the outlaw in Australia used to wear, hence the government not liking it....

[laislica]

[AhFarangJa]

[AhFarangJa]

While we are on the subject of poor taste...........

[laislica]

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[chiang mai]

[chiang mai]

[AhFarangJa]

Rabbits


Leading drug companies have announced
that live rabbits will no longer be used in
scientific experiments.
Muslims will now be used instead.
A top scientist has stated that the advantage
of using Muslims is they breed faster than
rabbits, and you don't get fond of them!

[AhFarangJa]

.
My Sunday school lesson......

So....A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned

to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are

copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question

this, pointing out that if someone made even a small

error in the first copy, it would never be picked up!

In fact, that error would be continued in all of

the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying

from the copies for centuries, but you make a

good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves

underneath the monastery where the original

manuscripts are held as archives,

in a locked vault that hasn't

been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.

He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the

R

! We missed the

R

!

We missed the bloody

R

!"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies,

"The word was .....

CELEB

R

ATE!"