Tornado Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 Bargirl swallows rock RAWAI: A Patong bargirl swallowed a Frenchman’s diamond ring after he refused to pay her and a friend for services rendered after an all-night menage-a-trois in Rawai. Chalong Police received a complaint from a 62-year-old Frenchman identified as Mr Patrick, who fingered Tawan, a 28-year-old bar girl, as the jewelry-gulping culprit. Mr Patrick told the police that on the evening of February 8 he went to Tai Pan Pub, where he met Tawan and a friend named Rose. Mr Patrick invited the girls to join him for a three-way at his house in Rawai. All was going well. Tawan reported that the Frenchman ejaculated twice with each them during the first session – and repeated the performance four hours later. But when it came time to cough up, the Frenchman’s performance was less impressive. He refused to pay the 1,000 baht each he had promised to the girls, Tawan told the police. When the Frenchman went to the bathroom, Tawan searched his drawers and found a diamond ring, which she hid in her bra. The Frenchman immediately discovered the theft and demanded the ring back, searching her intimately for the missing gewgaw. Tawan said that Mr Patrick slapped her, which so enraged her that she swallowed the encrusted annulus while he wasn’t looking. After bringing her to the police station, she began having stomach spasms – diamonds being somewhat harder to digest than somtam. This led the police to suspect that she had swallowed the ring. An X-ray at Phuket International Hospital confirmed it. Doctors there gave Tawan laxatives in an attempt to purge the ring, which Mr Patrick said was a family heirloom passed down though generations – and possibly even a few digestive tracts. Tawan was then apparently released and, for reasons unknown, returned to Mr Patrick’s home. The Frenchman stood by with plastic bags at the ready to collect the excrement from over 20 bouts of explosive diarrhea that she experienced – but still no ring. She became so ill she had to be readmitted to hospital – this time to Wachira Phuket Hospital – where she finally gave birth to a beautiful diamond ring
Gazza Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 where she finally gave birth to a beautiful diamond ring Always wondered why that orifice was called a 'ring piece'.
pnustedt Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 Frenchman ejaculated twice with each them during the first session – and repeated the performance four hours later. A 62-yr-old Frenchman - 8 times in four hours - I don't think so!
chaladmak Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 let's bet and count - how many more posts this thread will survive before being closed by Mods and transfered to safe water site about BGs !
Doctor John Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 The Frenchman stood by with plastic bags at the ready to collect the excrement from over 20 bouts of explosive diarrhea that she experienced – but still no ring. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What a load of Crap!
Sphere Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 Bargirl swallows rock <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They're progressing in the English alphabet aren't they?
chuchok Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 The Frenchman stood by with plastic bags at the ready to collect the excrement from over 20 bouts of explosive diarrhea that she experienced – but still no ring. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What a load of Crap! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sure there was a fair bit of 'crap' involved Dr John.
Jockstar Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 Bargirl swallows rockRAWAI: A Patong bargirl swallowed a Frenchman’s diamond ring after he refused to pay her and a friend for services rendered after an all-night menage-a-trois in Rawai. Chalong Police received a complaint from a 62-year-old Frenchman identified as Mr Patrick, who fingered Tawan, a 28-year-old bar girl From the rest i read. Thats not all he done.
taxexile Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 RAWAI: A Patong bargirl swallowed a Frenchman’s ......ring i thought swallowing a frenchmans ring was all part of the service.
george Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 Bargirl thread. Please repost and continue here.
Darknight Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 (edited) let's bet and count - how many more posts this thread will survive before being closed by Mods and transfered to safe water site about BGs ! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> so what's the bet chaladmak ? oh buggers , george beat me to it Edited February 16, 2005 by Darknight
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