phetaroi Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I always thought that wanking was associated with going blind. no. It leads to baldness. And I can prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuggzzz Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 OMG now what do I do with myself in my free time? is it ok if I get my wife to do it for me or is that still considered wanking? Looking at this through the eyes of the Doctor and considering all medical and scientific advice, is your wife able to do this in the rhythm method ?? but your answer is : y= x - 2 + C2 x 69 = No it's not, so long as it is in daylight with a High Pressure front moving in..... don't forget the whistle test..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangconnection Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Jeez......................................................................that means I'm going to get the virus 10 x over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 if you deny these sex starved crazy jihaddists masturbation they'll be so backed up they just might destroy the whole world. PS HOW DO YOU ENFORCE A DO NOT WANK LAW? ********************WANK POLICE******************* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewsta Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Oh, I forgot to add... on the blogspot he plugs one of his books, normally RM120, now down to RM60. Ya gotta love it! double the 'pleasure' for half of the price- please wake me up when this treatment goes video, huh..... can you honestly Adam'n'Eve the angles some people are going to in order to make £££.... rgdz and zzzzzzzzzzzzz, Brewsta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibkk Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 you see, cures are so simple, for that relegion that still lives in the middle ages masturbation, yeah, it also makes you blind and stuff.. if you believe the other stupid religion my god, professor of stupid nonsense science I guess with a online bought degree I presume djeezes... I guess a lot of those low educated followers might believe this crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowflake Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Well, so this is the bottom line... Can't shag girls --> HIV will knock you off! Can't shag boys --> (don't like them but they will give you swine flu) Can't wank --> friction and swine flu... What is left to do??? Pls. advice! PS... Don't like religions so church/moske/temple is out of it! Soon someone is going to tell me that TV is bad for my eyes and music is bad for my ears... All the good food is bad for my healt... WHAT IS LEFT TO D? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brahmburgers Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 when all the wanke_rs and butt.fkrs on T.Visa die from the flu next week, who'll be left to continue this thread? "Malaysians told to stop wanking" -OMFG....What is the world coming to? Muslims are told to stop jerking off! Maybe coconut water, orange, lemon and pomelo can prevent AIDS as well! God is great! Let's see, Malaysians are Muslims, so they're condemned if they have hetero sex outside of marriage. So single fellows have other fellows or their right hands, or ripe fruit or domestic animals. But now a prominent PhD has said that too is a no-no for reasons of internal heat leading to flu susceptibility. Perhaps the only viable option left, is getting intrapersonally intimiate with oneself in a cold tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parryhandy Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 (THAIVISA.COM): -- Thai authorities are urging calm after the first case of pandemic A(H1N1) found resistant to the front-line antiviral drug Tamiflu was found in a patient at Ramathibodi Hospital. Why is this such a big deal ? Tamiflu has never been a cure for swine flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrylee Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 This is a ThaiVisa.Com exclusive !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glegolo Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Homosexual contacts and masturbation hahahahahaha!!! There has not ever been a doctor from Malaysia that was even close to be a scientist of rang. The best thing to do, DO NOT WRITE IN NEWSPAPER WHAT THESE IDIOTS SAY!!! Here in Thailand, latest last week I heard; "Cancer is also spread among people by sexual intercause". So too much medication given or wrong medication given here is very frequent!! I am not surpriced that people now are more and more getting resistant to all ind of medicine! This will be and are already now a BIG BIG problem for the people of Asia and Thailand!!! Glegolo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Articles such as this one should be split in two parts: One which is accurate and the other which is subjective (if not downright silly). Unfortunately, it's the 2nd part attracting the attention. I would be interested in the source of the data on the resistance to medication. Is it possible that the 'homemade' version isn't quite 'up to snuff' and needs some improvement? Is there a comparative resistance to the brand-name version? I'd also be interested in the data source for the second portion of the story--perhaps first hand observations were used? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewsta Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Articles such as this one should be split in two parts: One which is accurate and the other which is subjective (if not downright silly). Unfortunately, it's the 2nd part attracting the attention. I would be interested in the source of the data on the resistance to medication. Is it possible that the 'homemade' version isn't quite 'up to snuff' and needs some improvement? Is there a comparative resistance to the brand-name version? I'd also be interested in the data source for the second portion of the story--perhaps first hand observations were used? well, the 33% or 2 billion peeps on this planet who are expected to catch H1N1 this 'winter' (according to the WHO....what an acronym:o) would also welcome some 'fact not friction', Scott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard W Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Well, so this is the bottom line... Can't shag girls --> HIV will knock you off! Can't shag boys --> (don't like them but they will give you swine flu) Can't wank --> friction and swine flu... What is left to do??? Pls. advice! KY jelly - it's the friction that's the big problem. Here in Thailand, latest last week I heard; "Cancer is also spread among people by sexual intercause". Actually, a germ that promotes cervical cancer (human papilloma virus) is spread by sexual intercourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Is this supposed to be a joke? It's August not April. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhiser Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 the first part of the news about drug resistance is more important.here it goes the next stage of pandemic Are you sure you do not mean the next stage of the hysteria. 2 cases of A(H1N1) resistant to Tamiflu is not necessarily the next stage. Tamiflu resistant strains have been reported on the WHO website almost since the virus first became a concern. The strains which were resistant were also less virulent. Better reporting is needed not sensationalism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxe1200 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Thai A(H1N1) resistant to Tamiflu – Malaysians told to stop wankingBy John Le Fevre ..... Meanwhile a doctor in Malaysia has said that avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures people can take to reduce their chances of contracting the virus. ........ He recommended people drink coconut water, which is alkaline, and therefore could be used as a herbal medicine for the prevention of pandemic A(H1N1), along with orange, lemon and pomelo which, despite containing citric acid, were very rich in potassium and therefore, would not disturb the body's immunity. -- thaivisa.com 2009-08-09 My thai doctor at the local hospital told me, that he agrees with Prof Dr Wasun Chantratita. But as he knows that I eat a lot of stinkbeans (Sator), which are even more high in potassium, and have a coconut every morning, I was told not to worry:".....with these high amounts of daily potassium intake, and your addiction to coconuts, you can safely keep on wanking!" As you see, it is only a matter of a healthy diet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggmeng Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Statistics show that 90% of all men masturbate. The other 10% are liars. As Woody Allen once said; "Don't knock it. It's sex with someone I love." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leebeeUK Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 (edited) so us wanke_rs have had it then!! And who's gonna care? 'Yes, okay, loads died from Swine Flu, but they were all wanke_rs anyway...' ... 'never even touched that coconut juice I told em to drink, what' they expect?... bashing away furiously like there wasn't a pandemic coming to wipe em off the face of the Earth as they sat obliviously glued to their bluies!!... I told em that's not what the tissues were for!!'... Edited August 10, 2009 by leebeeUK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Hello, it is good to know about the attitude and general misguided medical advice coming from Malaysia. I for one will not be seeking any medical attention in Malaysia any time soon, and it is concerning for the pople that do need immediate medical attention. My first thought about this "doctor" is that it is someone that has escape from a home for the insane, and I hope the reporters will follow him to see how barking mad he is. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray23 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 This is horrible every teenage boy in the world is going to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycallahan Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 (edited) So on the sole basis of being friction inducing he... - Rules out w@nking and homosexual sex, all homosexual sex, not just anal. Your girlfriend can give you head but not your boyfriend because the latter has more friction. And there's no such thing as lube, or taking it easy. - Totally ignores every other non-sexual physical activity. Massage, bike riding, exercise in it's various forms, stirring your cake mix, feeding chooks, people working in factories doing the same repetitive crap all day.... it's as if he thinks apart from sex we're all sitting on our asses doing bugger all, no not bugger all but sitting at computers writing the most moronic medical advice one can fabricate, as this guy does, despite all those qualifications listed, but not too quickly because if we type too fast we'll develop friction and our acid levels will change and leave us open to viral infection. What am I doing wrong? How can I get paid well to be a total d*ckhead??? I guess you have to be willing to take advantage of the world's gullible half-wits, there's not justice. Edited August 10, 2009 by harrycallahan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I personally don't wank myself my lady does it for me YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO HAND IT TO HER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G54 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 What would they think of next? You gentlemen should stop wanking ASAP then. Does that mean I have to stop d/l porn?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondraper Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 (edited) amazing that people here think they know better than this scientist. Edited August 10, 2009 by dondraper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 (edited) Everyone 'KNOWS' sinners are the FIRST wiped out by plagues and God/Alla/Yawea's Righteous Wrath, 'so be good for goodness sake', or die like a scurvy rat... High morals will save YOU from pandemic deprivation and palm rot. You better not wank I'm telling you why With piggy Flu here You surely will die Sinners get the killer flu-oo first The rubbing is bad Enjoyment is worse Wanking they say is a koranical curse Sinners get the killer flu-oo first He knows if you've been wanking He knows if you have not He's sure he knows that sex is bad So don't bugger or you'll rot. Women don't wank He sure of this fact Never met one who does In his cloistered think tank (But he's sure that) Sinners get the killer flu-oo first This ironic satire was brought to you by the Save The Wanke_rs from Early Death League for Global Hand Warming. When will they put KY with alcohol in every 7/11? Solves the whole problem! Edited August 10, 2009 by animatic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroy Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I've had my life saved by alternative medicine, so am loathe to dish out blanket criticism. Some non-medial 'alternative' therapies do work & have good science behind them - and indeed high acidity can cause disease sometimes. However there is a fantastic rate of fraudulent claims, which tends to devalue the discipline as a whole. This would certainly appear to be one of them. If doctors learned to think within a holistic model, & alternative practitioners learned that we are now in an evidence-based era, we may make better progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sevenhills Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Is this supposed to be a joke? I'll second that, I still can't stop laughing. LOL. I'm glad he's not my Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grantbkk Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 This idiots pontifications have been spread around the world via the internet at record speed. Thank whatever Gods you want that it wasn't a Thailand doctor this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noahvail Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 amazing that people here think they know better than this scientist. Well, the good Ph.D. (not M.D., mind you) says that it's his personal oberservations that led him to these conclusions. Not research. As western science teaches: Without research, you're just an anecdote. Maybe we don't know better, but based on what this Ph.D. has written - yeah, c'mon, we *do* know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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