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Meanwhile a doctor in Malaysia has said that avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures people can take to reduce their chances of contracting the virus.

Dr. V. M. Palaniappan, an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy, said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacid

says it all!!!!!!!!

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Well I think masturbation is destroying my health:

- I have to shave my hands twice a week

- I have memory loss because of mastuibation and I therefore can't temeber whether I've done it recently (within the last few hours), so I do it again just to be sure.

- Carpets are awfully stained too.

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Well I think masturbation is destroying my health:

- I have to shave my hands twice a week

- I have memory loss because of mastuibation and I therefore can't temeber whether I've done it recently (within the last few hours), so I do it again just to be sure.

- Carpets are awfully stained too.

:):D:D

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Well I think masturbation is destroying my health:

......

- Carpets are awfully stained too.

Who cares, you will starting to be blind soon (at least that is what has been told ages ago).

And my pain in the back is destroying me right now, because of my hyperactive body (or was it hyperacid, but I can't read good anymore, I think I turn blind too).

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Well I think masturbation is destroying my health:

......

- Carpets are awfully stained too.

Who cares, you will starting to be blind soon (at least that is what has been told ages ago).

And my pain in the back is destroying me right now, because of my hyperactive body (or was it hyperacid, but I can't read good anymore, I think I turn blind too).

[Edit] Ouch again my back or memory loss, I think I forgot to reply, now make sure second time is OK?

Edited by vreemd13
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Well, I already avoid asparagus and straight sex.

I just can't give up masturbation....when I do it means I have really given up.

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Who cares, you will starting to be blind soon (at least that is what has been told ages ago).

Wrong. It makes you go bald. And I can prove it! Oops.

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Meanwhile a doctor in Malaysia has said that avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures people can take to reduce their chances of contracting the virus.

Dr. V. M. Palaniappan, an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy, said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacid

says it all!!!!!!!!

Wonder if this is the same guy who claims that he has a foolproof therapy which will totally change any effeminate behaviours / any suspected gay orientation. The therapy is applied by the father.

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Does anybody remember that old English cartoon, "Captain Pugwash"? There were two characters with quite interesting names; Seaman Stanes & Master Bates.

Actually, that's not quite correct, although most people seem to think that those characters had those names.

Edited by elkangorito
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Does anybody remember that old English cartoon, "Captain Pugwash"? There were two characters with quite interesting names; Seaman Stanes & Master Bates.

Actually, that's not quite correct, although most people seem to think that those characters had those names.

Let's not forget Rodger the Cabin Boy... :)

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Does anybody remember that old English cartoon, "Captain Pugwash"? There were two characters with quite interesting names; Seaman Stanes & Master Bates.

Actually, that's not quite correct, although most people seem to think that those characters had those names.

Let's not forget Rodger the Cabin Boy... :)

Who could forget captain pugwash? "All aboard the Skylark!"

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I'm still practicing several times a day, hoping that one day I can do it perfectly.

Any advice aboout alternative methods appreciated (photos or videos would be great), so that I can have alternate strategies, because longer term I hope to turn this area of knowledge, skill and experience into a full professional career.

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I'm still practicing several times a day, hoping that one day I can do it perfectly.

Any advice aboout alternative methods appreciated (photos or videos would be great), so that I can have alternate strategies, because longer term I hope to turn this area of knowledge, skill and experience into a full professional career.

You do realise how much competition you'll have? The world is full of wanke_rs :)

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I'm still practicing several times a day, hoping that one day I can do it perfectly.

Any advice aboout alternative methods appreciated (photos or videos would be great), so that I can have alternate strategies, because longer term I hope to turn this area of knowledge, skill and experience into a full professional career.

You do realise how much competition you'll have? The world is full of wanke_rs :)

Agreed, also full of liars, those too confused or ashamed to admit to it.

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What about Ben Doon and Phil McCaverty

and Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick :)

And lets not forget their best friend Phil Macrackin.

... and Ben Dover

Posted
I'm still practicing several times a day, hoping that one day I can do it perfectly.

Any advice aboout alternative methods appreciated (photos or videos would be great), so that I can have alternate strategies, because longer term I hope to turn this area of knowledge, skill and experience into a full professional career.

You do realise how much competition you'll have? The world is full of wanke_rs :D

But then as my old schoolmaster used to say " you can beat an egg, you can beat your wife but you can't beat a wank". :)

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MY big dilemma is making the choice of which mutually-exclusive lifestyle to finally embrace: the big M or typing with two hands again. :)

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on a more serious note....it is actually good for the prevention of prostrate cancer believe it or not!!

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on a more serious note....it is actually good for the prevention of prostrate cancer believe it or not!!

Well in that case, I declare myself 100% immune! :)

Edited by toptuan
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don't forget that malay people are muslims ... being gay is quite "haram" ...

so do you really wonder that they publish such 'shit'? :)

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Don't Muslims masturbate?

hmmm ... i guess they do.

but their religion says that this is forbidden, too. (one malay told me about that ...)

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Don't Muslims masturbate?

hmmm ... i guess they do.

but their religion says that this is forbidden, too. (one malay told me about that ...)

Well then, the Malay muslim student who rented a bedroom from me for several years was a very naughty boy and also his Malay muslim friends.

My tenant was sex mad and totally open about it, many times I can home and walked into the living room and he was watching straight or gay porn and jerking himself, never missed a stroke.

And his gay Malay muslim friends came around often for group sex and group jerk parties.

Very nice young guys.

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