Post Christmas Question

[Explorer]

So, what did you get for Christmas?

I'll start - nothing.

Next!

Explorer

[johng]

Yeah I got nothing too

my family sent some Christmas cards but they all got "lost" in the post.

[Garry9999]

Nothing also.

[Cuban]

I wanted a duck but got pork curry.

[lazygourmet]

A severe hangover!

[dumball]

I had a real surprise , home made lasagne , with brown rice and oyster sauce .

[mahtin]

I wanted a duck but got pork curry.

I had a guinea fowl but it got curried too

[IanForbes]

This poem tells it all for me...

JADED

Nuthin to do but sleep in the sun

And nuthin to think about but havin fun

And nuthin to eat but filet mignon

And I’m startin to think that I’m jaded

Nuthin in my pocket but dividend cheques

Nuthin to come home to but all kinds of sex

And I’d try to explain but it’s too complex

And so is life when you’re jaded.

Nuthin in my cellar but vintage wine

Nuthin to get that ain’t already mine

Like those 20 young starlets all waiting in line

But they’ll just have to wait cause I’m jaded

Nuthin to watch but my bank account grow

Outside the Riviera there’s no place to go

And no one to go with but that pretty Jo Lo

And I might break the date cause I’m jaded.

Nuthin to catch but brown trout and bass

Nuthing to smoke but the best kind of grass

And nuthin to stroke but that smooth brown ass

But I’ll send her away cause I’m jaded.

Coho are jumpin just off the beach

With my fancy new flyrod they’re well within reach

Then a cutie comes by to offer a peach

But I just turn her down cause I’m jaded

Yeah, I’m overloved and I’m overfed

And you say I should settle down with you instead

Well I may be tired but, baby, I ain’t dead

And I’ll never be that jaded

[Credo]

I got drunk and a headache.

[jkinbkk]

Al Murray's latest DVD and a selection of miniature bottles of whiskey....(didn't he do well?)

[neverdie]

A new house. I hate christmas usually but this year was okay.

[dave2]

i got 25 quid english ( about 50 USD ) from my mum who i asked not to send me money coz i dont need it ... ten years ago !

go figure .... love mums ... and 5 " massage girls " coming up !

a happy ... dave2 : )

[bkkjames]

A severe hangover!

why do I think you get these a lot Mr Gourmet?

[edwinchester]

Sunburnt, spent the afternoon mowing the front lawn.

[sanook2me]

Money under pillow when i woke up for new badminton trainers! (4000baht they aint cheap) Santa must have come through the balcony

I didn't hear him but then 5 leos tends to make me deaf.

[WinnieTheKhwai]

An electric pan.

And the Mother of all Hangovers.

And the Grandmother of all messes in the garden.

[bkkjames]

An electric pan.

And the Mother of all Hangovers.

And the Grandmother of all messes in the garden.

Just think of it as composting Mr. Kwai.

[dereklev]

A trip to BKK a rarity nowadays and a severe hangover from a visit to Cowboy

[bkkjames]

A trip to BKK a rarity nowadays and a severe hangover from a visit to Cowboy

Sure, blame it on the Cowboy mate.

[DavidOxon]

A new empty wallet to replace the old empty one I had before!

D

[Birdman]

A season ticket of the local ice hockey championship.

[cmdream]

Just what I wanted, P&G and a turkey dinner

[StreetCowboy]

A trip to BKK a rarity nowadays and a severe hangover from a visit to Cowboy

Sure, blame it on the Cowboy mate.

Not me, I wasn't there; besides I don't know where you're talking about.

SC

[richieudon]

I got a little pig for 600 baht, killed it and ate it yesterday....I couldn't look at it's sad eyes anymore...