A Qpr Supporter Wax's Lyrical (rants)

[EastSaxCol]

I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win

at the moment.

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**t under the

likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier

and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

The club isn't ours anymore but more so than that - football is just

properly gash these days.

I mean really gash.

football generally.

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City

breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money.

It's no more exciting that Nameless C*** getting to number 1 in the

charts after winning the X-Factor.

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17,

playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after

about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening

about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change

but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton

still in business?

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue

is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being

England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

I hate the England team.

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had

nothing but pace.

I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for

the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away

all their financial security to win it a la Pompey.

I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.

And the Wii.

I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and f***ing everyone.

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

I hate Garth Crooks.

I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.

I hate Sky Sports.

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the

keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards

it's amazing.

I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot' playing

behind it.

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the

back'. I bet you do.

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than

pain and disappointment.

I hate any advert that mentions pies at football.

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I

hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate

that it'll probably be us.

I hate Phil Brown.

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers

real problems this summer' before EVERY F'ING TOURNAMENT.

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this

post than I'll earn this month.

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering.

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or

Bradford.

I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing

because we aren't f'ing scouse.

I hate Leeds.

I hate Roy Keane.

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping

on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung

in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest

thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall.

They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'.

Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in

their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk me... Jade Goody's

autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start

[MSingh]

Oh fantastic, welcome back HH, <deleted>...

[rott]

I can't understand why he doesn't hate Celtic.

[carmine]

I do agree with alot of that

[EastSaxCol]

I do agree with alot of that

I likewise, hate to agree

[Jockstar]

I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the

back'. I bet you do

[ThaiPauly]

Post of the year

[SweatySock]

I can't understand why he doesn't hate Celtic.

I do.

But got to admit HH a superb post, I could add on a bit from a Scottish perspective but think I'll save it for another day.

[MSingh]

A fair few inaccuracies there though..

Phil Brown struck me as a very nice, very approcochable & down to Earth Fella when i met him ( which i bet the QPR Fella hasn't had the pleasure to do ) in Beijing last Summer.

I've known DD since we we Kids as we were brought up in the same area & mixed in the same Circles & i can tell you he's an absolute Diamond & is " Acting " even in his Doocumentaries that he does ( & again i bet the QPR Fella hasn't even met him or else he wouldn't have written what he did ).

With regards to Bubbles, i'd rather sing that than " Let Em Cum ", which Millwall do to 1,500 young Men from Brighton when they turn up at the New Den these days & every other Young Man from far & wide that does the same.

& finally i have that Pennant Book & it mentions nothing like what was written by Mr QPR & if anyone is actually interested in this kind of Books, it is in my opinion one of the least biased of Football Hooliganism Books that i've read & i've read a fair few..

Apart from that Mr QPR is fabulous.

[EastSaxCol]

A fair few inaccuracies there though.

Oh dear , for goodness sake. It's a p'sd-off rant, and not intended as statements of FACT. More Swiftian satire than to be taken at face value.

That's entertainment

[MSingh]

A fair few inaccuracies there though.

Oh dear , for goodness sake. It's a p'sd-off rant, and not intended as statements of FACT. More Swiftian satire than to be taken at face value.

That's entertainment

I'd pay dam_n good money to bump into you one day i swear to the good Lord...