This had me in tears:

http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403&page=1

Is it Bangkok James?

Is it Bangkok James?

Dunno, has Bangkok James ever had a season ticket?

Is it Bangkok James?

Dunno, has Bangkok James ever had a season ticket?

Possibly for Ice Hockey.

Is it Bangkok James?

Dunno, has Bangkok James ever had a season ticket?

Possibly for Ice Hockey.

Is BkkJames our version of Stu

This bit made me chuckle and then i think stu got it

Stu

Q1: Are you a season ticket holder?

If you answer Y - go to question 2

Q2: Why are you purchasing a second ticket?

If you answer - Because Im not a season ticket holder go back to Q1 and answer correctly

If you answer - Because I thought it was a cup game - A - Its not, its a league game, you can gain entry via your season ticket and your seat will be there waiting for you as you are a seaosn ticket and you dont need to buy another ticket and the ticket that has been sold by the ticket office has been sold to you at the start of the season, for the duration of the season and has not been sold to anyone else but you.

Does this help?

First Class

I like the avatar that he was given:

The fact that fan's from across the country were popping in to let him know of his new found fame made me laugh as well, I wanted to sign up to let him know that he has gone international but the thread is closed.

Bloody mods are the same everywhere

Listen Stu is a good lad, he works for me as a labourer & while he aint the wilson... what do you expect for £20 a day? I think some of you lot should be ashamed of yourselves taking the rise out of a fellow Wall fan, to be fair he's never been the same since Black Nev (we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville) dropped a hod load of bricks on Stu's swede a couple of years back, someone shouted watchout & Stu looked up to see who was barking at him & caught about 24 bricks slap bang on his boat. So think on hey before you start digging him out.

You can take the Boy out of Millwall, but you can't take the Millwall out of the Boy....

You can take the Boy out of Millwall, but you can't take the Millwall out of the Boy....

blindin mate, still pissin maself, cant even imagine what the fellas gonna say if the game gets postponed,

You can take the Boy out of Millwall, but you can't take the Millwall out of the Boy....

blindin mate, still pissin maself, cant even imagine what the fellas gonna say if the game gets postponed,

Am in the States at the moment Mr Imola & the Partner in BKK is a little snowed under so will get on with the other Businss when i'm back next week...

I like the avatar that he was given:

The fact that fan's from across the country were popping in to let him know of his new found fame made me laugh as well, I wanted to sign up to let him know that he has gone international but the thread is closed.

Bloody mods are the same everywhere

Think they should be using that Avatar on this site a bit.

Good old Stu though, he's a legend.

Is it Bangkok James?

Dunno, has Bangkok James ever had a season ticket?

Possibly for Ice Hockey.

Is BkkJames our version of Stu

To all of you. I expected better - more wit, sarcasm, ingenuity, thought, foresight. But then again considering the sources - let's just lower our expectations for the rest of our viewers.

Moonraker - how is the team doing after last night's debacle at Wigan - still dreaming of fourth? Perhaps Club Europa is more fitting afterall. Are you a LP fan - you should be.

Bitterman - it would be a shame if Spurs or Villa beat you to fourth. Not really but it would be enjoyable to watch.

Frogman - don't slip the next time you bend down to pick up your lighter mate or the only thing you will be kissing is my ass Prince Charming.

Carry on.

Moonraker - how is the team doing after last night's debacle at Wigan - still dreaming of fourth? Perhaps Club Europa is more fitting afterall. Are you a LP fan - you should be.

Eh!. I think that you have me mixed up with somebody else James. I never have been and never will be a Liverpool fan and not by any stretch of the imagination.

Moonraker - how is the team doing after last night's debacle at Wigan - still dreaming of fourth? Perhaps Club Europa is more fitting afterall. Are you a LP fan - you should be.

Eh!. I think that you have me mixed up with somebody else James. I never have been and never will be a Liverpool fan and not by any stretch of the imagination.

It's ok Moonrakers. James is having a "Stu" moment

Moonraker - how is the team doing after last night's debacle at Wigan - still dreaming of fourth? Perhaps Club Europa is more fitting afterall. Are you a LP fan - you should be.

Eh!. I think that you have me mixed up with somebody else James. I never have been and never will be a Liverpool fan and not by any stretch of the imagination.

It's ok Moonrakers. James is having a "Stu" moment

Not sure who Stu is but I am so <deleted> busy I haven't got time to find out.

Moonraker - how is the team doing after last night's debacle at Wigan - still dreaming of fourth? Perhaps Club Europa is more fitting afterall. Are you a LP fan - you should be.

Eh!. I think that you have me mixed up with somebody else James. I never have been and never will be a Liverpool fan and not by any stretch of the imagination.

It's ok Moonrakers. James is having a "Stu" moment

Looks as though James is our very first "Cock if the week":

Moonraker - how is the team doing after last night's debacle at Wigan - still dreaming of fourth? Perhaps Club Europa is more fitting afterall. Are you a LP fan - you should be.

Eh!. I think that you have me mixed up with somebody else James. I never have been and never will be a Liverpool fan and not by any stretch of the imagination.

It's ok Moonrakers. James is having a "Stu" moment

Looks as though James is our very first "Cock if the week":

That being the case you better get out of my way cause if you get too near I am either gonna fight you or <deleted> you.

Frogman - don't slip the next time you bend down to pick up your lighter mate or the only thing you will be kissing is my ass Prince Charming.

Carry on.

Thanks James, but I have no lighters, cos I have been two and a half months clean of ciggies.

Frogman - don't slip the next time you bend down to pick up your lighter mate or the only thing you will be kissing is my ass Prince Charming.

Carry on.

Thanks James, but I have no lighters, cos I have been two and a half months clean of ciggies.

You do realise you've just crushed his only chance to get a nookie

That being the case you better get out of my way cause if you get too near I am either gonna fight you or <deleted> you.

Sounds like they have been putting some steroids into the cock this week.

That being the case you better get out of my way cause if you get too near I am either gonna fight you or <deleted> you.

Sounds like they have been putting some steroids into the cock this week.

Yea, guess some gal slipped me a viagra in my heineken the other night in the hopes that I would remember what she looked like in the morning - haven't looked at green things the same since.

Frogman - don't slip the next time you bend down to pick up your lighter mate or the only thing you will be kissing is my ass Prince Charming.

Carry on.

Thanks James, but I have no lighters, cos I have been two and a half months clean of ciggies.

You do realise you've just crushed his only chance to get a nookie

Well ND, I am sure him being a Canadian another Bear other than Nookie Bear would do.

Wow....

redrus

genius this is. every so often the internet throws up something legendary.

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/markrchisholm

Whilst on the same subject, the Man City Fan who had Kaka Tattooed on his Arm has to be well up there ??

there was a newcastle fan who did that wasn't there, had a massive tattoo of andy cole done the full length of his lower leg the day before keegan sold him to manyoo. berk.

Whilst on the same subject, the Man City Fan who had Kaka Tattooed on his Arm has to be well up there ??

I don't remember that Singhy. Maybe urban myth ?

Whilst on the same subject, the Man City Fan who had Kaka Tattooed on his Arm has to be well up there ??

I don't remember that Singhy. Maybe urban myth ?

Sadly true

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2211139.ece

The classic though is the last line