I've been surfing my memory (at my age, never very successful) and the Internet for catch phrases or a script for Round the Horn.

Can anyone who is not cerebrally disadvantaged, help me out?

I'll rephrase that: is there anyone sufficiently cerebrally disadvantaged to remember?

I've been surfing my memory (at my age, never very successful) and the Internet for catch phrases or a script for Round the Horn.

Can anyone who is not cerebrally disadvantaged, help me out?

I'll rephrase that: is there anyone sufficiently cerebrally disadvantaged to remember?

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I am cerebrally disadvantaged... but obviously not sufficiantly

totster

Thomas, how bona to vada your dolly old eek.

For Julian and Sandy, this website supplies most of the polari.

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/fabulosa/page6.htm

Thomas Merton = nante riah.

they were replaying some of the Round the Horn epps on BBC7 radio - available by internet too ...

Thomas,

I have got some of the Round the Horne catch phrases in WAV form.

Do you want them ?

I've been surfing my memory (at my age, never very successful) and the Internet for catch phrases or a script for Round the Horn.

Can anyone who is not cerebrally disadvantaged, help me out?

I'll rephrase that: is there anyone sufficiently cerebrally disadvantaged to remember?

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After three days in the jungle our food ran out.........................come back food

By God the suns hot.....................don't touch it then

Jaye reckons they're from the Goon show,but I remember them from Round the Horn I'm sure.

I've been surfing my memory (at my age, never very successful) and the Internet for catch phrases or a script for Round the Horn.

Can anyone who is not cerebrally disadvantaged, help me out?

I'll rephrase that: is there anyone sufficiently cerebrally disadvantaged to remember?

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After three days in the jungle our food ran out.........................come back food

By God the suns hot.....................don't touch it then

Jaye reckons they're from the Goon show,but I remember them from Round the Horn I'm sure.

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Nope it's all come flooding back to me. Both those sketches/quotes were from 'I'm sorry I'll read that again'

My memory of RTH is a bit sketchy now but I can remember some of the characters.

Julian & Sandy of course and Rambling Sid Rumpo (I used to have an LP of just him) and then there was Gruntfuttock and Binky.

But who was the woman who used to say " many, many, many men"

Thomas,

I have got some of the Round the Horne catch phrases in WAV form.

Do you want them ?

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Thanks, but I've got several full-length broadcasts in mp3 format, myself.

It was the "paper" scripts I was looking for.

A classic intro:

Now for the young in heart and week in the head - it’s Round the Horn.

[Fanfare: tra – la – la]The story so far : swaggering gold toothed Betty Marsden, he of the barrel chest and eyes like bung holes, sat idly tying a granny knot in his granny, played by sweet lavender smelling Bill Pertwee.

Meanwhile on the poop deck, leggy voluptuous Bolivian millionairesse Kenneth Williams struggled for control of the wheel with mad boson Black Hugh Paddock scourge of the Spanish Main - and non too popular in Hounslow.

Where in an ivy covered old cottage, sat his ivy covered old mum wringing her hands through the mangle and crooning to herself, over and over again the words –

My name is Kenneth Horn.

My missus like the horn. Especially around it. Where she can lick! Oh er Missus.