Utterlyuseful Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 These items may have not been invented here but are definitely must haves: 1. Poy-sian(menthol nasal inhaler)-Diamonds may be a girl's best friend but give one of these to your thai BG if you want to win a her heart or better yet give her 2 and marvel as she walks around with them dangling from her nose. You know she really digs you if she asks to borrow yours. 2. Electrified Mosquito tennis racket-Few joys in life greater than swatting a mossie...or better yet 5 or 6 in a row. The real joy for sadists comes in getting a cockroach in this mobile execution device. 3. The baht bus-Can serve as personal limo, ambulance, road block, protest vehicle, and many more uses...... Add your favs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 (edited) Water gun in the toilet to clean your arse after a dump. I can't imagine life without one. Edited May 4, 2010 by mca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothertorres Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 the brooms for sweeping and the awesomeness of look toong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaParent Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 prick nam plaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazygourmet Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKingfisher Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 The food. everywhere the food!!!!! and cheap smokes, beer, transport, food, cinema, rent um...... F$#@G EVERYTHING!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agord Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 that can't be Thai it's not dried out and brown with loads of seeds. that looks like my BC product Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acoustic25 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 that can't be Thai it's not dried out and brown with loads of seeds. that looks like my BC product thai weed = dirt weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321niti123 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Tong Yord (the small round yellow thing that is eaten as a desert) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Issan sausages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovedog100 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Hands down,,, The ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.s Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Water gun in the toilet to clean your arse after a dump. I can't imagine life without one. ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpdjohn Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 that can't be Thai it's not dried out and brown with loads of seeds. that looks like my BC product thai weed = dirt weed Not back in da day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Water gun in the toilet to clean your arse after a dump. I can't imagine life without one. ditto I concur! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbelt Asia Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Embarrassing as it sounds, I too gotta vote for the bum gun. I miss it when I'm back in the west. I also put in a vote for the barbecued sticky rice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazygourmet Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 that can't be Thai it's not dried out and brown with loads of seeds. that looks like my BC product thai weed = dirt weed Believe or not: that's from my garden! P.S.1: the compressed crap that you buy is coming from Lao and full of formalin P.S.2: bong is a Thai word... and local growers are keeping their own crop for personal consumption Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westybrook Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 The Laos brothels in Udon Thani where I get my meat for 150 baht an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 The 'Good Lord' gave us water, Man made us paper and Thailand had the answer all along to save the trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crudy21 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Birdy iced coffee, those white doughy balls with minced pork in, Sang Som, 100km ride in a taxi for £20, Leng Kee's roast dack/duck with gravy, full BBQ chicken from that cart outside Sutus Court (does 2 or 3 meals), washing my smalls and them being dry in an hour, I could go on all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tw25rw Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Dozo, the rice crackers you get in 7-11. And obviously the arse blaster hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yabaaaa Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 "Garamel" as my wife calls it from Koh Samui aloi mak mak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Chiang Mai sausages with sticky rice. Durian chips. Copy video games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothertorres Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Believe or not: that's from my garden! i don't believe you, but you went far into google images to find that pic, so at least you showed some effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Embarrassing as it sounds, I too gotta vote for the bum gun. I miss it when I'm back in the west. Another vote for the bum gun from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotlost Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 The beer condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 A hand drawn Thai map. You never thought you could get lost until you tried following a hand drawn Thai map. I also vote for the bum gun. But, I see so many beautiful crafts at the night market that are truly unique. Unfortunately, I can only pack so much stuff in my suitcase, and I only choose few special items for my grandkids. I see wood carvings that must take hours to make, and yet sell for so little. Same for the lovely stuffed toys. I think I can paint and draw until I see the work done by Thai artists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321niti123 Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 the view landscape and nature is awesome here, i have never seen it anywhere else, although i've been to too less places to be able to make a comparison but the view of nature in thailand looks it comes directly from the amazing photos i see on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utterlyuseful Posted May 5, 2010 Author Share Posted May 5, 2010 I agree that the Thai bum gun is a keeper, although I prefer the Japanese automatic one which has a command module at your side where you can choose water temp, pressure, “massage”, etc……..gives a whole new meaning to taking a dump…..the only danger is if you can’t read jap and get a blast of scalding hot water up yer dorsal vent…. Water gun in the toilet to clean your arse after a dump. I can't imagine life without one. ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Soapies and of course the arse spray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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