Jens Voigt, Cycling'S Answer To Chuck Norris

[coldfusionPaul]

• You are what you eat. Jens Voigt eats spring steel for breakfast, fire for lunch, and a mixture of titanium and carbon fiber for dinner. For between-meal snacks he eats men's souls, and downs it with a tall cool glass of The Milk of Human Suffering.
• Someone once told Jens Voigt to "dig deep". That is how geologists know the earth's core contains an iron-nickel alloy.
• Jens Voigt has four heart rate training zones: anger, rage, fury and breakaway.
• SRM had to jury-rig a special power meter with stolen parts in order to measure Jen's output. As a result, the nuclear power plant is no longer operational.
  
• Once when Jens put the hammer down driving the peloton, some riders just dropped off the back, others had their entire existence wiped off the time-space continuum.
  
• Jens Voigt crashed spectacularly during the 2009 Tour de France. The resulting impact created a mound of earth that is visible to this day. It is called "Col du Tourmalet".
  
• Jens Voigt grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
  

jens voigt facts

[burgdawg]

witty.

Yes, Voight did have a nice Stage win in Tour de France this year.....

[coldfusionPaul]

yeah on the cobblestones no less.