Money changers in Pattaya

[PattayaOneTeam]

ABOVE BAWD IN PATTAYA

By Pattaya One’s Internet Forum Snoop, JOHN THOMAS.

This column focuses on one of the most energetic aspects of Pattaya’s busy social whirl: its cyberlife. Much as people loathe (or pretend to loathe) Pattaya, its web boards and websites, Pattaya forums are in demand from readers around the world. Posters write all manner of stories on these web boards (X-rated and otherwise). Apart from having fun, many people also share valuable information about the city and the region, and news stories about Pattaya are always a big hit with Internet readers.

So, as a useful pulse by which to monitor the beating organ of this fine city, this column is going to review the best, most interesting, topical or simply the most amusing posts - past and present - from Pattaya’s web boards.

I Drugged a Bar Girl

A poster claimed to have taken pity on a crone working Beach Road one evening and invited her back to his ‘loom’ for some existential discussions.

He said she looked OK, which by Beach Road standards means she had both legs, a few of her own teeth, wasn’t hideously deformed and didn’t look like she had grandkids, which is always a bonus down there.

In fact she seemed like a newcomer to the coconut bar. But her innocent face masked a dark heart, as our hapless poster was soon to discover.

On the way back to the hotel she bought some booze from Seven, deposited her ID at the hotel reception and they made their way upstairs.

The guy was extra careful, locked all his valuable stuff in the safe, and tripped off to the shower, leaving her unattended. On returning to the bedroom, where she was now down to her undies, she handed him a beer, which she had already opened, and then took a shower.

Being a sensible bloke, he was reluctant to drink from the bottle, but, unwilling to appear impolite and suspicious if he didn’t drink it, he opened the second bottle of beer from the fridge, and replaced the cap on the one she had opened and put it back in the fridge, to give it to her.

Then he waited. Five minutes, 10 minutes. Finally, 15 minutes later his lady of the night emerged from the shower in total shock to see him still as bright as a daisy and admirably priapic to boot.

He immediately pretended to open the second bottle from the fridge, and handed it to her.

So she was now holding the suspicious bottle, He had the safe one.

To reassure her, he took a huge gulp of his booze, which made her feel comfortable knowing he would be in a catatonic state shortly, so she had some of hers.

He moved in for the thrill and she was reluctant to even drop her towel, which made him even more suspicious.

His suspicions were finally realised when she crashed out cold, totally drugged up, five minutes later.

Now he realised he had the problem of dealing with this drugged bargirl thief in his room.

He wisely involved the management and porters, liberally dispensing his baht in order to get them onside, and they took her downstairs to the lobby, replaced her ID in her purse and called the police, after which she was whisked to hospital, presumably to have her stomach pumped, and our poster returned to his room, shaken but not stirred.

Unfortunately the boot is so often on the other foot, especially now, when so many naïve Indian tourists are thronging the streets of Pattaya looking for cheap deals from old hands.

For example, there was a recent report of two drugged Indians who had taken one girl to share for the night. She drugged them both then raided their money, gold, and even had time to soap a gold ring off the fingers of one of them.

I claim the naming rights for this new audacious form of Pattaya theft – giving a new meaning to ‘getting a soapie’.

All comments or Web Board tipoffs gratefully received at [email protected]

-- Pattaya One 2010-10-01

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[princejohnjay]

you are a one good smart ass...good job dude!!

[PattayaOneTeam]

you are a one good smart ass...good job dude!!

Glad you liked it princejohnjay. John Thomas says it's a classic Pattaya story - for many reasons!

Unfortunately, he couldn't remember the poster's name to give him the credit his actions deserved, but it was on our friends, Secrets', webboard some time ago.

[Traxster]

'getting a soapie'...........

I love it !! :lol: :lol:

[random]

I thought it was illegal to discuss prostitution on this forum

[PattayaOneTeam]

I thought it was illegal to discuss prostitution on this forum

Then don't.

We discussed a reverse drugging and a drugging.

[random]

I thought it was illegal to discuss prostitution on this forum

Then don't.

We discussed a reverse drugging and a drugging.

Really, maybe I misread the part about procuring a prostitute, discussing where she was procurred discussing the deeds in the room etc. Talking about the indians frequenting there for prostitution, or maybe you are discussing prostitution.

Anyway it seems the thread rightly died a death anyway.

[britmaveric]

Actually pretty smart move - lesson for anyone, don't leave an open drink unattended with a stranger.