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Crime Swedish Man & Thai Woman Arrested for Cocaine Possession & Distribution in Phuket
The picture made me sad as he really seem to love her true -
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Life Coaches and Other Professional Time Wasters ~ Who’s Buyin’ This Minging Rubbish?
Right, so I’m scrollin’ through me feed down the pub the other day, just killin’ time between me midday nap and a cheeky oil massage up the soi, and up pops this bird I vaguely knew back in school, bit of a wallflower back then yeah, used to cry durin’ maths and once tried to sell bath bombs made of salt and glitter. Fook me, now she’s callin’ herself a life coach. Full-on inspirational quotes, selfie videos in her flat wearin’ activewear with no sign of sweat, but a big camel toe and bangin’ on about “transformational alignment” and “holding space for emotional truth.” I nearly barfed in me iced coffee. And it got me thinkin’, who the fekk is hirin’ these people? Who wakes up one day and thinks, “Y’know what I need? Some random stranger in yoga pants and a minge gap the size of the Grand Canyon to teach me how to live.” Live? Mate, you’re already doin’ it. You woke up. That’s the assignment. You nailed it, bruv. No one’s forgot how. You don’t see dolphins hiring dolphin coaches or pigeons needin’ motivational pigeons on rooftops shoutin’, “Believe in yourself, mate! Flap harder!” Half of these so-called coaches look like they’re on meth and one stubbed toe away from a complete meltdown. Eyes twitchin’, voices too calm to be normal, and that weird glazed look like they’ve just downed a bottle of Rescue Remedy and a chia smoothie. And they’ve always “just come back” from some retreat in Bali where they sat in a circle with other lost souls bangin’ on drums and cryin’ about their inner child. Newsflash, love: if your biggest trauma is your dad didn’t clap loud enough at your school play, you might not be qualified to guide others through a midlife crisis. And don’t get me started on the “certifications.” You click their link and it says they’ve got a diploma in Sacred Awakening from some online temple that looks like it was designed in Microsoft Paint. That ain’t a qualification, it’s a bloody scam with a pastel colour scheme. Look, I get that people need a bit of help sometimes, yeah. We all hit a rough patch now and then. But you know what used to sort that out? Mates down the pub. A long walk. A good cry in the shower followed by a good chicken choke and a fry-up. Not some muppet on Instagram charging you £100 an hour to tell you “You are enough” while sniffin’ patchouli oil and postin’ selfies in front of a Himalayan salt lamp. Let’s be honest now, “life coach” is just a title people slap on themselves when they’ve burned through every other gainful employment option and can’t even hold down a food delivery job. It’s career karaoke. Doin’ the motions without actually havin’ a voice. Just another reminder that the world’s gone bloody bonkers, lads. And I’m sittin’ here tryin’ to figure out if I can charge for tellin’ people to stop bein’ daft and go outside instead once in a while. Maybe I’ll print some business cards. “Lewie London - Unofficial Consultant in Gettin’ On With It.” Innit. -
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Electric Vehicles in Thailand
@Pib why is the Tesla line out of synch (numerically) ? -
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THAILAND LIVE Thailand Live Tuesday 8 July 2025
Panic as 10-Year-Old Boy Starts Fire Inside Phatthalung Shopping Mall Picture courtesy of Matichon. Shoppers were sent fleeing after a fire broke out in a prominent shopping mall in the heart of Phatthalung province, reportedly sparked by a 10-year-old boy who ignited cardboard using a lighter. Full story:https://aseannow.com/topic/1366052-panic-as-10-year-old-boy-starts-fire-inside-phatthalung-shopping-mall/ -
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Transport Phitsanulok and Krabi Airports Achieve Certification as DoA Pushes for Further Approvals
I live in the boonies of Phitsanulok and have used the airport many times throughout the years. And I must admit that the facilities and services have gotten much better. But as I read the article, my memory bank kicked in and reminded me of what happened in the past at the airport. Got to the airport at 6am for a flight heading to Bangkok at 8am. The first thing that I noticed was how quiet the small terminal was. Hardly anyone was around. Come to find out the plane had left at 5am. What? I was asked if I had checked my messages. So while standing at the counter, I checked my texts. Yes, the airline had texted me at 2:30am informing me of the change in schedule. I am retired, I very seldom check my messages. My fault. So why had the plane left early? Apparently, a well-known politician had been visiting the province for a couple of days and needed to get back to Bangkok. I never did get a refund. TIT. -
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Accident Drunk Lorry Driver Crashes into Toll Booth in Samut Prakan, Gas Cylinders Scatter and Leak
Gas cylinders should never be transported like this they should be retained in sturdy steel quad frames for exactly this reason, if one of the pillar valves had broke this stuation would bave been much worse - Thailand & Safety do not go hand in hand
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