August 13, 200520 yr How about a Top Ten List for a Thread topic? Sounds like a good idea you say? - so, I'll start out with... The Thinnest Books Ever Written .... 10. “Guide To Dating Etiquette” by Mike Tyson 9. “Support The Troops” by Jane Fonda 8. “The Wild Years” by Al Gore 7. “To All The Men I’ve Loved Before” by Ellen DeGeneres 6. “My Plan To Find The Real Killers” by O.J. Simpson 5. “How To Land A Plane At Martha’s Vineyard” by John F. Kennedy, Jr. 4. “Things I would Not Do For Money” by Dennis Rodman 3. “Lessons For Lifeguards” by Teddy Kennedy 2. “Give Peace A Chance” by Osama bin Laden ........ and the thinnest book ever written ........ 1. “The Book Of Virtues” by Bill Clinton
August 14, 200520 yr How about a Top Ten List for a Thread topic?Sounds like a good idea you say? - so, I'll start out with... 5. “How To Land A Plane At Martha’s Vineyard” by John F. Kennedy, Jr. This one is in a little bad taste don't you think Boony?
August 14, 200520 yr 1) Siam Superfly; Sporting Tips 2) Lampshade; Guide to Dieting. 3) Yorkie; How to Spend,spend,spend. 4) George; Ten best beers of Thailand. 5) Thomas Merton; My years on Skid Row. 6) Blonco; A.A. Clinics in Thailand. 7) Toastwars; How to win friends. 8) Boris; My Little Red Book. 9) Deep Diver; How I make People Like Me. 10) Fartypants; Subtle Hints for Begginners.
August 14, 200520 yr Top Ten Advantages of being a Thaivisa Mod 10. Express departure line at BKK immigration. 9. First crack at uneaten desserts on all Thai Airways flights. 8. Half price fare on those little green buses. 7. 5% off every fifth pint at The Farung Connection. 6. Medical plan consisting of list of Bangkok hospitals (published 1976). 5. Special price just for us at all tailor shops. 4. The cool star trek uniforms we're required to wear while online. 3. Dental plan comes in conveniant squeezable tube. 2. Get to edit uber-hippie Boon Mee's posts to make him look rather conservative. (Drives him nuts) 1. Really cool badges. cv
August 14, 200520 yr Top Ten Advantages of being a Thaivisa Mod10. Express departure line at BKK immigration. 9. First crack at uneaten desserts on all Thai Airways flights. 8. Half price fare on those little green buses. 7. 5% off every fifth pint at The Farung Connection. 6. Medical plan consisting of list of Bangkok hospitals (published 1976). 5. Special price just for us at all tailor shops. 4. The cool star trek uniforms we're required to wear while online. 3. Dental plan comes in conveniant squeezable tube. 2. Get to edit uber-hippie Boon Mee's posts to make him look rather conservative. (Drives him nuts) 1. Really cool badges. cv <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're doing a really great job on #2!!!!
August 14, 200520 yr The Thinnest Books Ever Written .... ...any order: Chowner: Rice farming for Red necks Boo Mee: Empathetic Politics Totster: Long Replies - My 4000 Best The Moog: Lyricism - A Romantic's View Tornado: In My Own Words - Political Arguments Dr. Pat Pong: Wit and Wisdom of.. Thomas Merton: Modesty - A Virtue Lampard10: Why I will Return to Ramsgate George: PMs I've Answered Jai Dee: Jokes for the Vicarage Tea Party
August 14, 200520 yr [Lampard10: Why I will Return to Ramsgate You've got that one spot on Thomas old bean
August 14, 200520 yr Author Top Ten Ways Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas: 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows are pre-empted for “specials” 6. Family coming to stay with you 5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling 4. Buying food you don’t normally buy ... and in large quantities 3. Days off from work 2. Candles And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ... At some point you know you’re going to have a tree in your house!
August 14, 200520 yr Top Ten Ways Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas:10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows are pre-empted for “specials” 6. Family coming to stay with you 5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling 4. Buying food you don’t normally buy ... and in large quantities 3. Days off from work 2. Candles And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ... At some point you know you’re going to have a tree in your house! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hurricanes? Are they those windy things Nature punishes the US with now and again? We just get drizzle here in the UK. How often are there windy things in LOS?
August 14, 200520 yr Hurricanes?Are they those windy things Nature punishes the US with now and again? How often are there windy things in LOS? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Erm, that's called a Tornado in these parts and is known to punish the US every now and again... depending
August 14, 200520 yr Author Top Ten Ways Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas:10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows are pre-empted for “specials” 6. Family coming to stay with you 5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling 4. Buying food you don’t normally buy ... and in large quantities 3. Days off from work 2. Candles And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ... At some point you know you’re going to have a tree in your house! How often are there windy things in LOS? Not too frequently as TM does not seem to visit too often?
August 14, 200520 yr The Thinnest Books Ever Written ....Thomas Merton: Modesty - A Virtue Ummm..........you sure about this one? Survey Says??????????????
August 14, 200520 yr The Thinnest Books Ever Written ....Thomas Merton: Modesty - A Virtue <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ummm..........you sure about this one? Survey Says?????????????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oops, almost forgot: TRIPxCORE: Irony - Highlights of my Humor (containing the famous blank chapter: "Self-irony").
August 15, 200520 yr The Thinnest Books Ever Written ....Thomas Merton: Modesty - A Virtue Ummm..........you sure about this one? Survey Says?????????????? oops, almost forgot: TRIPxCORE: Irony - Highlights of my Humor (containing the famous blank chapter: "Self-irony"). Oooo........you got me all wrong man.
August 15, 200520 yr The Thinnest Books Ever Written ....Thomas Merton: Modesty - A Virtue <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ummm..........you sure about this one? Survey Says?????????????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oops, almost forgot: TRIPxCORE: Irony - Highlights of my Humor (containing the famous blank chapter: "Self-irony"). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oooo........you got me all wrong man. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wrong reply.
August 15, 200520 yr The Thinnest Books Ever Written ....Thomas Merton: Modesty - A Virtue Ummm..........you sure about this one? Survey Says?????????????? oops, almost forgot: TRIPxCORE: Irony - Highlights of my Humor (containing the famous blank chapter: "Self-irony"). Oooo........you got me all wrong man. Wrong reply. Why?
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