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Beetlejuice Ruby Member

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I met my new girlfriend in a bar last week. I am 78 years old, she is 22.

My girlfriend is a good girl, never goes off with customers, only serves drinks, performs sex shows and dances nude on stage.

She has asked me to buy her half a village, 10 kg weight in gold, a fleet of mercs, give her parents a sin sod of 25 million US dollars and promises to give up 4 of her 8 Thai boyfriends and 11 of her 19 farang boyfriends.

Do you think she really loves me? And should I pay up what she demands?

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Where can I buy a packet of soap powder in Chiang Mai?

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A man I met in a bar told me that ??????????????????????????????????

He said the information comes from a reputable source, so it must be true.

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In our apartment my wife has been raped 5 times by intruders, dogs poisoned, burglered 21 times, shot in the legs twice by my Thai mafia neighbor, had 2 daughters kidnapped from their bedrooms, plus we have a music club, bar and 4 discos each side of us.

Should we move?

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Well, we have to love em, don`t we.

Bless they`re hearts.

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Forethat Platinum Member

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Any topic where someone posts something completely self-made up without being able to provide any sort of substantial evidence and then acts like a worm on a hook in his attempts to refuse admitting that he was either wrong or made everything up in order to....actually that's where I struggle to understand this because I can't find a reason why certain posters sometimes feels like making up shit and then go through hell in order to cover it up. I just find this amusing.

No names needed here, we all know who they are.

:lol:

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rgs2001uk Ruby Member

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Anything by Tod Daniel, love his writing style and sense of humour, and his no nonsense reporting of the facts.

Loz is also another worthwhile contributor.

Miss the old posters such as taxexile, such wit, and of course bendix another who called a spade a spade.

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dom samui Advanced Member

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I met my new girlfriend in a bar last week. I am 78 years old, she is 22.

My girlfriend is a good girl, never goes off with customers, only serves drinks, performs sex shows and dances nude on stage.

She has asked me to buy her half a village, 10 kg weight in gold, a fleet of mercs, give her parents a sin sod of 25 million US dollars and promises to give up 4 of her 8 Thai boyfriends and 11 of her 19 farang boyfriends.

Do you think she really loves me? And should I pay up what she demands?

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Where can I buy a packet of soap powder in Chiang Mai?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A man I met in a bar told me that ??????????????????????????????????

He said the information comes from a reputable source, so it must be true.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

In our apartment my wife has been raped 5 times by intruders, dogs poisoned, burglered 21 times, shot in the legs twice by my Thai mafia neighbor, had 2 daughters kidnapped from their bedrooms, plus we have a music club, bar and 4 discos each side of us.

Should we move?

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Well, we have to love em, don`t we.

Bless they`re hearts.

Thank you so much, Beetlejuice for your post ! Best laugh of the day! Good to relax this way !

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dom samui Advanced Member

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Anything by Tod Daniel, love his writing style and sense of humour, and his no nonsense reporting of the facts.

Loz is also another worthwhile contributor.

Miss the old posters such as taxexile, such wit, and of course bendix another who called a spade a spade.

Agree.

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tigerfish Gold Member

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my favorite thread would have to be one thats running in the communities part of the forum. classic posts, intriguing reading, great banter, interesting points of you, the odd slang fest and constant bickering between the inmates and most of all, it makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face everyday ! guaranteed wink.gif

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mca Ruby Member

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I occasionally wonder if it might be possible to have an annual 'Oscars' awards for TV: Best Post, Funniest Thread/Post, Most Helpful etc.

My nomination for "Thread Title of the Year" would be:

Is Pattaya Going Downmarket?

I've never read the thread - that would just be an anticlimax after that title.

Somewhat on par with " Is Kwan-li-so No.22 Political Prison in North Korea losing its joei de vivre? "

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Tonto21 Gold Member

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I enjoy reading the replies from subscribers who have not really read the topic properly or total misunderstood it, and come out angry, "handbag" swinging! Firing off abuse….Excellent stuff. Then there's the grammar Nazis, bless them, always willing to step in to the line of fire to save the written word. I salute you all........"Shaaaaaaarwing"

Finally, all the topics and posts from TV'ers that must be alternating between porn sites and TV when posting, (who said men can't multi-task, they can, but obviously not as well as they used too) how else do you explain some of the gibberish, I put it down to poor blood flow in old age.

I am also a keen devotee of any posts that will invoke the rage of; apologists, (all denomination) the "go home crowd" the "my black cat is blacker" gang, the "how dare you" posse and the "well, you must be a racist because you say you're not" mob, there are more, but you know what I mean.

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cardholder Platinum Member

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I detest the egotist threads - usually business or financial threads that turn into pissing contests and "my dick (physical gold in the safe of Citibank) is bigger than your dick" (paper plutonium denominated in bearer bonds in a trustees office in Basle).

I picture them all jerking off in a seedy bar off Soi Chaiyaphum in Pattaya.

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