OK you farang boys, this is a need to know topic!!

are your g/f or wives noisy in bed??

do you have problems with the neighbours, and what would you do if you had??

omigod, so embarrassing!!

Well she snores a bit but not enough to keep me up.

Well she snores a bit but not enough to keep me up.

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That has to be a point in her/your favour

Is this the voice of experience asking a question

- surely it depends on how noisy the girl, how thick the walls, how thick or thin skinned the neighbours and how much they enjoy listening to the couple next door bonking

It also depends on how noisy the neighbours are, and if they give you problems .................maybe can be a ( pleasurable ) form of lighthearted revenge

OK you farang boys, this is a need to know topic!!

are your g/f or wives noisy in bed??

Do you mean while sleeping, or during horivertical folk dancing?

Really though Siam one, why do you need to know? Are you making comparisons to yourself or what

Normally I gasp.

He groans very loudly

Really though Siam one, why do you need to know?  Are you making comparisons to yourself or what 

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well, we live in a wooden house, and every noise can be heard (we can hear some neighbours)

I just wonder how you deal with it, as I cannot stop some noise!1

and no, not snoring!!

I just wonder how you deal with it, as I cannot stop some noise!1    

I wouldn't worry about it if I were you...

If anyone hears, I'm sure it'll put a smile on their face.

I've got fairly thick concrete walls. Usually the Hi-Fi is on as well.

True story: one time in the room next to me (old farang, barlady gf) were doing it along with upstairs (two young Thais) and me and my gf (Black man, older Thai lady). That was a trip.

I always heard my neighbors doing it on both corners (the farang/BG) (two young Thais)

It doesn't phase me. As for them hearing me, I don't know.

Ummmm

totster

I saw that first post before you edited, Totster

I'm sure you can rephrase it?

well, we live in a wooden house, and every noise can be heard (we can hear some neighbours)

I just wonder how you deal with it, as I cannot stop some noise!1    

Is that why they have so many, Roosters/Cocks, Chickens, Dogs etc in the Villages In which case, as a rule of thumb, the more animals in the yard the noisier the women is

If we lived in a village, to drown out my Wifes noises, we'd probably need 5 Roosters, 3 Chickens and 2 hungry dogs

I saw that first post before you edited, Totster

I'm sure you can rephrase it?

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he he ...

It would only have worked in that form... it was the shock factor.

Part of the reason I removed it was out of respect for the wife... I'm not into that anyway...

totster

Ummmm

totster 

Suffering from Writers Block for a one-liner?

Come on Totsy! Think man, think.

Ummmm

totster 

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Suffering from Writers Block for a one-liner?

Come on Totsy! Think man, think.

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you didn't see what was there before the edit..

totster

With all the whipped cream and warm custard flying around the bedroom sometimes it gets in my ears. So I don't know if I'm making too much noise or not.

Edit. warm custard? Sorry, I made a fruedian slip. How embarassing.

I meant to say Marzipan.

OK you farang boys, this is a need to know topic!!

are your g/f or wives noisy in bed??

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Well, since this is a "need to know" thing, mostly just snickers n giggles actually but I suspect if the neighbours hear, they're probably thinking we're watching Thai TV game shows....(phew, secret safe then;)

I stayed in a bungalow in Lamai samui one time & my neighbours were a norweigan girl & a thai guy, jeez were they noisy & the wall practically shook, next morning if you saw them it was quite embarrasing & the thai guy always looked sheepish but the girl didn't even seem to realise. I wonder if she was hard of hearing or something? I try to keep the noise levels down but it depends on the design of your house, I never ever have my bed next to an ajoining wall

I'll tell you what, if the woman isn't making any noise, then the guy isn't doing a good job!

I'll tell you what, if the woman isn't making any noise, then the guy isn't doing a good job! 

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I'll tell you what, if the woman isn't making any noise, then the guy isn't doing a good job! 

I thought you would like that.

well, thanks to all, so funny

but really, it is embarrassing to come out in the morning and get weird looks, as if it was not normal...I just cant help it, not my fault

oh well, ust have to bite the pillow

oh well, ust have to bite the pillow    

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A rhyme that ends with "no harm done" comes to mind...

but really, it is embarrassing to come out in the morning and get weird looks, as if it was not normal...I just cant help it, not my fault

F*** em, scream. Its good for your lungs, his ego, and it makes em jealous.

A rhyme that ends with "no harm done" comes to mind...

very funny, I make mistake when I said "bite the pillow""

you assume that I was.....

bad man. It was just an expression, a metaphor, not what I meant in truth

Earplugs

Screams count? Seriously walls are thin - suggest possibly some music to interfere with the moans of exctacy.