My wife squeeks rather loudly. But the velvet ropes and rubber mask muffle it quite effectively

Never had any complaints from next door.

very funny, I make mistake when I said "bite the pillow"" 

you assume that I was.....  

bad man. It was just an expression, a metaphor, not what I meant in truth    

Must have meant "Kiss the pillow" and yes you are BAH BAH BO BO

Earplugs 

Waste of money. I just slip in and out before she wakes up.

Gone are the days when girls used to call me 'Mr Chua Moong'.

Now it should be 'Mr Minit'.

Just ignore us, we're doing a survey for Siamone

Earplugs 

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Waste of money. I just slip in and out before she wakes up.

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Which reminds me why SAS men have a reputation as making poor lovers, because they're specially-trained to get in & out again, without anybody noticing

Just ignore us, we're doing a survey for Siamone

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love the pic!! whats the guy with a bit of string doing?

Pandas only do it once every seven years, right? How about that!!

There's a microphone on the end of it

Well she snores a bit but not enough to keep me up.

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Also guilty of snoring

Aren't we all?

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Waste of money. I just slip in and out before she wakes up.

Gone are the days when girls used to call me 'Mr Chua Moong'.

Now it should be 'Mr Minit'.

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Too true. At my age I make sure I put a porn DVD on loud when I'm drinking my Ovaltine, so that the neighbours do give me looks

well, thanks to all, so funny

but really, it is embarrassing to come out in the morning and get weird looks, as if it was not normal...I just cant help it, not my fault  

oh well, ust have to bite the pillow    

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You mean we are supposed to do that stuff in the House?

What about the kids what would they think?

But noisy compared to what?

The all night dog fights on the soi, or the all night lao kao drinkers next door, maybe the guy that does nothing but drill holes in the cement walls to hang god knows what.

No noise here

Pardon, who said that, getting a bit hard of hearing from all this noise