I can just imagine you sitting in front of your keyboard killing yourself to yourself with comments like that.

When you guys get going in a big debate and come out with snide comments, usually off topic, it kills me.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Buy Wal Mart Wine

"Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price …the $2-5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine," said Kathryn Micken, professor of marketing. She said, "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are…

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. Grape Expectations

2. Nasti Spumante

and lastly……. "Booze Yo Lay"

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either White meat(Possum) or red meat Squirrel)"

Hilarious one, Boon.

You Might Be A Redneck if you think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

Is this what you mean John?

You're Definitely a Redneck If You Look Like This!

I won the Thai lottery a year or so ago and I needed a place to put my new car...am I a "Redneck"?

You can just make out our small privy behind the car....and what about that allotment, eh?

Check out the yobs who roam Bedlam in packs for a few examples.

Personally, I find Daisy Duke much more fetching.

....and, I've just bought this PDA at Panthip. Come on guys and gals, I wanna be in the club so do I qualify yet?

....and, I've just bought this PDA at Panthip. Come on guys and gals, I wanna be in the club so do I qualify yet?

Only if you bought it from one of the vendors outside!

Redneck Funeral

Now this is a redneck funeral!

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