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i believe you're in error. sending the rubbers was an intelligent common sense move. odd to find a government in touch with reality. aside from sexual activity, rubbers can be blown up like balloons. they can be twisted together to make puppies, rabbits, etc. used rubbers should be washed before being used for this purpose. jmho, jp

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OMG!!!! I really don't think anyone who is stranded in the middle of a flooded village is in any mood for SEX!!!! This news MUST be a big JOKE....rite??:blink:

:partytime2: Ha Ha Ha. I was thinking the same thing. How about flying in inner tubes instead. or water wings. Condoms, you have to be kidding me. These are surely human beings, not animals. Right? The Thai government sometimes amazes me. Miracle Thailand.

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Nah the condoms will only be used for "other" purpose"s. As I read it out in fits of laughter, my wife said that they will not fornicate while sitting on the roof.

Good rationale !

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Well we know what one of the volunteers has on his mind. Wonder if he is paddling around in his boat, making home visits to pass out the relief items?

Thai newscast I have been watching show those doing a lot of the sandbagging to be younger women. Doubt if they will be real amorous at the end of a day of throwing sandbags.

True, but they will be tired and maybe even ready for a beer. As most of the sex amongst Thais (Asians really) more resembles rape than consensual sex it makes sense. The thing is, why would a rapist care if he's using a condom?

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OMG!!!! I really don't think anyone who is stranded in the middle of a flooded village is in any mood for SEX!!!! This news MUST be a big JOKE....rite??:blink:

Anything is possible in Thailand....

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I guess if Your fields are flooded and your stuck in your lean to a bit of hanky panky is just the thing.

Sounds like they have experienced this phenomena in previous large floods.

PS.Yes I googled "Thai floods condoms" and its in the news LOL

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Teenagers won't use them. What makes them think adults will? Sheesh another few hours and the world will be falling down, shedding tears of laughter. :lol:

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Why is it that all TVC and their tin table topers can do is take the piss out of a serious flooding situation

Not a single helpful guide as to what roads are still passable etc

What a wunch of bankers

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Sending Condoms to flood victims, has to be one of the Top Dumbest things Thai Government has done. What idiot thought of this idea.

As per the OP, it would seem it came from Public Health Ministry (headed by Witthaya Buranasiri) and The Emergency Medical Institute of Thailand (headed by Sirima Jaiplum).

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OMG!!!! I really don't think anyone who is stranded in the middle of a flooded village is in any mood for SEX!!!! This news MUST be a big JOKE....rite??:blink:

I have been through 6 hurricanes. All I can say is you have never been through a hurricane. :lol:

Where I live, the locals call small typhoons "eat sleep and <snip>" weather.

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I wonder what happened with the regular supply of condoms? From any I have seen over the years, the packaging seems pretty air tight.

Did they just a float away or something? I have been watching the river daily here in bkk and have not noticed any unusual quantities floating by.

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Considering millions of people are walking/bathing in water contaminated with who knows what, perhaps rubber boots would be more helpful.

The government did give out 5,000 boots for the 2,400,000 affected.

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What chapter are you on Yingluck?

Aids Epidemic = Condoms

Flood victims = shelter + food + flood Prevention

Your on the wrong page of the 'Dummy guide how to be Thai PM"

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P..T.P. ( Personal Thaksin property) are regularly shafting the Thai people, the condoms are for the use of the local P.T.P. puppets so as they are not infected with the spreading DEMOCRACY and TRUTH VIRUS that is spreading in the affected areas among the affected people who now see just what the P.T.P. agenda is. Thaksin and family first

P.T.P. own you, we paid for you suckers.

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I looked for "SATIRE" and nothenation.

This seems to be real news. :blink:

There's got to be a reason some people call Thailand the 'world sex(trade) center'... :rolleyes:

But no worries, if there are not enough Durex, then they can always use 'Esarn condoms', i.e. 7-Eleven plastic bags, like some teenagers reportedly do. :lol:

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OMG!!!! I really don't think anyone who is stranded in the middle of a flooded village is in any mood for SEX!!!! This news MUST be a big JOKE....rite??:blink:

I have been through 6 hurricanes. All I can say is you have never been through a hurricane. :lol:

I have been through three Nois ,two Nuts, four pattaraporn and three porns but never met a hurricane.

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has this gov.got shares in rubber,first it was wellies now its condoms,next it will be rubber tyres,what i have seen on the telli.they need life jkts.and oh rubber dinghies.

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Wellies and condoms are one and the same. They are used used on different appendages.

Remember asking the chemist for some 'rubbers'. He replied "try Boots"

I said " I want to slide up, not march up" :lol:

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"airlift condoms and other emergency health supplies".

All my life I never knew condoms were emergency health supplies. How stupid of me. Back in the 60s we dropped "emergency health supplies" to the Hmong in Laos but they forgot the condoms.

You don't understand, these condoms should be used as life jackets, or buoyancy objects in order to stay afloat.

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