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When 40 scousers arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter greets them saying, "We've only room for 5 so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in."

Ten minutes later St Peter says to God, "They've gone".

God says "What all 40?"

St Peter says "No... the <deleted> gates!!!"

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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When 40 scousers arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter greets them saying, "We've only room for 5 so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in."

Ten minutes later St Peter says to God, "They've gone".

God says "What all 40?"

St Peter says "No... the <deleted> gates!!!"

5000 posts in 11 months..... someone must be his own boss :o

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5000 posts in 11 months..... someone must be his own boss  :o

Shhh.... not so loud please.... image3.gif

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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