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A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up my date at her

parents' home.

I'd scraped together enough money to take her to a very nice restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail.

Lobster. Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said "enjoy"...

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