Two Old Maids Steal Farang’s Wallet

[britmaveric]

Two old maids steal farang’s wallet

Hue and cry leads to prompt arrest British tourist Alan Scott, aged 50, was the victim of a Granny assault after two older women made a grab for his wallet. He was minding his own business in Soi Post Office when two women approached on a motor bike.

They said he was without a shadow of doubt a handsome man, even as one of the women caressed him whilst the other fingered his valuables. They did manage to lift his wallet, which contained 800 baht and 10 pounds, but were not quick enough. The Scotsman’s cries were picked up by other people in the street who surrounded the old maids and prevented their speedy and wished for departure.

Another kindly person telephoned the police who were at the crime spot within a couple of minutes. The culprits Miss Pranee and Miss Samonchit, both past the first bloom of youth, confessed that they had entertained notions of theft but had wrongly assumed that their prey was drunk. They thought it would be an easy matter to separate him from his cash, but this miscalculation had resulted in their being detained at the police station. It turned out that Mr Scott was as sober as a judge.

-Pattaya Today

14 Dec 2005

[ProfessorFart]

Goes to show that the 'its us against the Thais' mentality is a load of <deleted>.

[Boo]

this has got to be a joke right Brit? What day is it, no not april 1st yet

[britmaveric]

this has got to be a joke right Brit? What day is it, no not april 1st yet

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I wish....

[Boo]

poor guy, good job he wasn't drunk really, imagine if he'd proposition one with his beer googles on & woke up to that the next morning

[Mighty Mouse]

This proves that it is impossible to separate a Scotsman from his money.

[TizMe]

And a scotsman isn't drunk until he cant lay down flat on his back without hanging on...

[jrincon17]

And a scotsman isn't drunk until he cant lay down flat on his back without hanging on...

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OK does this type of stuff happen everywhere in asia ?

[johnh101]

Did you not know that's where Copper wire came from...............Two Scotsmen fighting over a Penny !

[pluto_manibo]

This happened 2 weeks ago, I saw it on Banglamung tv...The scotsman was drunk and rightly pissed off....screaming and venting in the police station...Lucky he got his 800 baht back...

[cdnvic]

even as one of the women caressed him whilst the other fingered his valuables

[mrbojangles]

Did you not know that's where Copper wire came from...............Two Scotsmen fighting over a Penny !

[Noel]

And a scotsman isn't drunk until he cant lay down flat on his back without hanging on...

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OK does this type of stuff happen everywhere in asia ?

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Of course not!

Muggings happen nowhere else in the world, only Pattaya...

[Pattaya_Fox]

even as one of the women caressed him whilst the other fingered his valuables

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Daylight robbery with a feminine `touch`

[britmaveric]

I hope he was legless - I can't imagine letting those two near me let alone touching me.

Edited December 15, 2005 by britmaveric

[Pattaya_Fox]

Yeah he must have been ratted......getting carressed and losing yer sporran to those two in Soi Post Office of all places....the mind boggles