stevehaigh Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 if i had cows, this is what i'd call 'em 'cow jai' for the smart one 'mai cow jai' for the dumb one 'cow neow' for the sticky one 'cow hong naam' for the one that pees and shits too much 'cow suwai'' for the pretty one 'lao cow' for the one that can't walk in a straight line i only have 6 imaginary cows, what about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I have two cows , Daisy and Buttercup ( They are imaginary cows ) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damman1 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I do not have any imaginary cows - but I will invent some now as they seem to be popular here ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Falang Cow-Nok... for the foreign unwashed one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orac Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 If I though that one of my imaginary cows was pretty i would consider seeking help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsaanAussie Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Love it, well done, but I would be trying to integrate my cows as I try withall farming things (sold the real cows some time back) so they would have to contribute more... I would probably go for run, jump, fight, <deleted>, and then, wheel a barrow, and drive a truck! Did you Know that Thai cows speak a different language to farang cows? In Oz they say Moooo... here they say Bayyyyy... amazing. Now I have never heard a buffalo speak in Oz, but here they definitely say Quay (spelling?) anyway pronounced the same as the bridge over the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsaanAussie Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Falang Cow-Nok... for the foreign unwashed one.. Arh, another one close to the heart. They call me, farang kee moo. Actually today has been a long tough one and I could use a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Gertrude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaps Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Mine wasn't imaginary she's gone now Cow . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grimleybob Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Do you lot want a number for a good psychiatrist ---------- he did a good job on me. Got to go. Time to feed the rabbit my ozzie mate gave me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESmith Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 My imaginary cow's called "<deleted> you". I stand on the doorstep all evening calling her to come home....... Maybe I should change it to Fenton & post in on youtube..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 We have ten real cows,mostly Thai running cows but most have a western name and the do not look like most Thai cows,most people say they are too fat. They seem to know their name and will come when you call them,it is just a hobby and it does take time and money but what the hay, Snowflake,Daisy, Blondy,Golden boy,Sunday,Witje and a few Thai names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevjohn Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 We have ten real cows,mostly Thai running cows but most have a western name and the do not look like most Thai cows,most people say they are too fat. They seem to know their name and will come when you call them,it is just a hobby and it does take time and money but what the hay, Snowflake,Daisy, Blondy,Golden boy,Sunday,Witje and a few Thai names. "Golden boy" sounds like a good cows name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzydom Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 We have ten real cows,mostly Thai running cows but most have a western name and the do not look like most Thai cows,most people say they are too fat. They seem to know their name and will come when you call them,it is just a hobby and it does take time and money but what the hay, Snowflake,Daisy, Blondy,Golden boy,Sunday,Witje and a few Thai names. "Golden boy" sounds like a good cows name A katooey cow perhaps, then again it could be all bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaParent Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 My imaginary cow's called "<deleted> you". I stand on the doorstep all evening calling her to come home....... Maybe I should change it to Fenton & post in on youtube..... Change it to Goner, then you can stand on the doorstep and call 'Here Goner.........Goner here' Otherwise Ermintrude is a good name after the cow in the Magic Roundabout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andycrosby Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I brought another bull calf a few days back might call him stake in 18 months time when I rehome him in the freezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldestswinger Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Good idea -ready made toothpicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacnl2000 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 A cow called cow-men-men comes to my mind who always wears a huge properly spotted pant like the well-known Blueberry Training Pant. That not helps blackening the color of the local soil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necronx99 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Where do you keep all these cows? In a Moo Bahn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andycrosby Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer. Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs at all? A: Ground beef Q: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? A: Bullogna Q: What do cows get when they are sick? A: Hay Fever Q: What are the spots on black-and-white cows? A: Holstaines Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs? A: Because the cow has the udder. Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Their horns don't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsaanAussie Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Well I suppose with those questions and answers "ground" into me, I can modify an old joke to suit the topic. A woman walked into the barn on a diary farm wanting to buy milk. The farmer was hard at work milking a three legged cow and the amazed woman said, "That poor cow only has three legs! Isn't it cruel to leave her like that?" The farmer responded, "What would you have me do, put her down? She is the best milker I have." "How did she loose the leg?" "I told you, she is my best milker, surely you don't expect me to eat her all at once?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggledunc Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 how about the schitsophrenic one 'Moo cow' whose horns 'oink' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronz28 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 My uncle had a dairy farm and milked about 100 Jersey cows twice a day by milking machines. He recognized each one and had names for all of them some based on their personality. It would have to be someone from Jersey for me, so I'd have to say Snooki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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