Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.

The redhead sighs and says " Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says " You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend? "

The redhead replies " I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde replies :- - - - - - - - " Don't you have a vase?"

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.


  • Topics

  • Latest posts...

    1. 10

      Click on a topic- always goes to the last post

    2. 2

      Getting Old: Stoic About It or Endless Whinger?

    3. 10

      Click on a topic- always goes to the last post

    4. 12

      Thai worker abandoned in Israel after hospital discharge - video

    5. 6

      Climate Talks in Turmoil Over Fossil Fuel Debate and Financial Commitments

    6. 3

      Car Rental Trap

    7. 12

      Thai worker abandoned in Israel after hospital discharge - video

    8. 45

      Thailand vs Panama. Decisions Decisions!

  • Popular in The Pub


×
×
  • Create New...