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A guy and his date were parked on a back road way out of town. Things

started to heat up and he began to undo her dress.

"I probably should have mentioned this before," she said, "but I'm a

prostitute and if you want to have sex with me, it will cost you 20

dollars."

The guy wasn't happy, but he paid up. Afterwards, he got dressed but just

sat in the driver's seat without starting the engine.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the woman.

"I probably should have mentioned this before," he replied, "but I'm a taxi

driver and if you want to get back to town, it will cost you 30 dollars!"

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