God And Women

[chrisinth]

God created man..... and He stepped back and said:

"This is an image of perfection indeed.

From the beautifully defined muscles,

to it's grinning shaggy head.

From the slightly furry torso,

to it's easy going tread.

Lets create something for it to wed."

So God went on to create a woman... and He stepped back and said:

"Shit, f*cked that up a bit, this thing's going to have to wear make-up."