It was reported last week that a British Tourist had a room on Soi 3, Pattaya, Sunshine ******. He felt lonely and decided to pop around the corner to find a friend at a bar. Nothing wrong with that. He picked up a geeky girl and paid some money to the bar for her company.

At their hotel room, they became very friendly but unfortunatly the British Tourist was so exausted by his flight he was unable to hold and erection to please his new friend. She asked if it would be ok, if he took a drug called Viagra, he agreed. After 5 minutes nothing significant occured and so he asked he for another. She pulled out another pill and he finished off with a drink of water/whiskey and little beer.

Sometime later, the man awoke with a huge increase in his manhood but he had an urge that needed satisfying, with no notice at all, he begain running naked down beech road clutching his manhood and screeming.

His screems caused the Police to be called, where he was found in a corner, screeming at what is only described as a cigarette butt and clutching his genetailia.

Doctors are bemused as how a seemling ordinary young chap got into such a precicament.

The story contines

I didn't get it...

I didn't get it...

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Is there a punchline somewhere in that tale?

Clueless loons. It's a cautionary tale.

do drugs and you end up making posts like the OP!