British Fish & Chip Shop In Thailand.

[BookMan]

Fish & Chips = Cod & Chips

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

On The British menu ..

The Aussie one will need to choose form a variety of fish. If you don't choose you will get 'Flake'..more commonly known as Shark.

[cardholder]

Get a one-armed bandit to occupy the customers while the fish is freshly cooked. Could be your holiday fund.

[Soutpeel]

Fish & Chips = Cod & Chips

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

On The British menu ..

The Aussie one will need to choose form a variety of fish. If you don't choose you will get 'Flake'..more commonly known as Shark.

How about deep fried kangeroo, chips and curry sauce

[BookMan]

Fish & Chips = Cod & Chips

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

On The British menu ..

The Aussie one will need to choose form a variety of fish. If you don't choose you will get 'Flake'..more commonly known as Shark.

How about deep fried kangeroo, chips and curry sauce

Not a bad idea. make it a Kangaroo sausage on a stick and u have a winner!

[Kan Win]

British Fish & Chip Shop In Thailand

You only get one Chip ?

Sadly true, but it's still better than french fries.

Waiter: How did you find the fish sir?

Customer: Oh, I just moved the potato chip and there it was!

[Kan Win]

As you well know theblether....I am from a line of great fishermen.

Here is my favourite chippy...

I keep the pic on my laptop and drool every once in a while....but I'm willing to undertake a special fact finding mission with you.

Mind...you will be expected to fast for three days beforehand! Such missions are not to be undertaken lightly....

Lady walked into the above chippie and ordered a very large portion of Cod (nice and fluffy) with chips.

The owner replied " Sorry madam, but we have no Cod today"

Lady "It is my birthday today and I would like to have one please."

Owner "Lady please take the P out of Placie and what do you have"?

Lady "oh, well Lace"

Owner "now take the S out of Skate and what do you have"?

Lady " ahh, Kate"

Owner "Correct and now take the F out of Cod and waht do you get"

Lady " ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there is no F in Cod"

Owner "Told you so"

[chuppachops]

your my hero

[StreetCowboy]

I'm curious, do brits actually eat deep fried pizza? First I've ever heard of it, so had to Google it, and came up with this:

Gotta say, doesn't look very appetizing. You guys actually eat that? You're almost as bad as the southern US, where they deep fry everything -- beef hamburger patties, turkey, whatever. Talk about ruining the food.

So my mate was up in Glasgow, doing a bit of work; he went into the local chippie. He was feeling a bit tight round the chest, so he thought he would go for the healthy option - pizza.

"Oh No! He's dropped it in the fryer... he doesn't seem too bothered about it"

How I laughed when I heard that story. The pizza comes out like a sponge, with grease dripping - streaming out of it. Its got to be the fattiest thing in the shop - the mere thought of it makes me short of breath... Do you mind if I pause for a moment... I'd better sit down.

Let's face it, for healthy eating, you could do a lot worse than the humble deep-fried cricket - not yet a staple of Scottish chippies, but this time next year...

SC

http://www.thaivisa....25#entry5342593

TV Cricket - One is never enough

[cardholder]

I'm curious, do brits actually eat deep fried pizza? First I've ever heard of it, so had to Google it, and came up with this:

Gotta say, doesn't look very appetizing. You guys actually eat that? You're almost as bad as the southern US, where they deep fry everything -- beef hamburger patties, turkey, whatever. Talk about ruining the food.

So my mate was up in Glasgow, doing a bit of work; he went into the local chippie. He was feeling a bit tight round the chest, so he thought he would go for the healthy option - pizza.

"Oh No! He's dropped it in the fryer... he doesn't seem too bothered about it"

How I laughed when I heard that story. The pizza comes out like a sponge, with grease dripping - streaming out of it. Its got to be the fattiest thing in the shop - the mere thought of it makes me short of breath... Do you mind if I pause for a moment... I'd better sit down.

Let's face it, for healthy eating, you could do a lot worse than the humble deep-fried cricket - not yet a staple of Scottish chippies, but this time next year...

SC

http://www.thaivisa....25#entry5342593

TV Cricket - One is never enough

Pizza - healthy option. That one made me titter !

i remember taking my daughter to Pizza Hut and noticed that the Double Pepperoni had 135 calories. I thought "that will do for me" - until I noticed it was 135 calories in ONE slice and a whole pizza was 6 slices.

That is almost 5 pints of Guinness

Edited May 29, 2012 by cardholder

[theblether]

I'm curious, do brits actually eat deep fried pizza? First I've ever heard of it, so had to Google it, and came up with this:

Gotta say, doesn't look very appetizing. You guys actually eat that? You're almost as bad as the southern US, where they deep fry everything -- beef hamburger patties, turkey, whatever. Talk about ruining the food.

So my mate was up in Glasgow, doing a bit of work; he went into the local chippie. He was feeling a bit tight round the chest, so he thought he would go for the healthy option - pizza.

"Oh No! He's dropped it in the fryer... he doesn't seem too bothered about it"

How I laughed when I heard that story. The pizza comes out like a sponge, with grease dripping - streaming out of it. Its got to be the fattiest thing in the shop - the mere thought of it makes me short of breath... Do you mind if I pause for a moment... I'd better sit down.

Let's face it, for healthy eating, you could do a lot worse than the humble deep-fried cricket - not yet a staple of Scottish chippies, but this time next year...

SC

http://www.thaivisa....25#entry5342593

TV Cricket - One is never enough

That could be a beneficial side effect of Global Warming

[onionluke]

I take you will be sending over , on the first pallet , a bunch of violent bampots to stand outside the chippy, staring in the window , just after the pubs come out ? To add the patter experience and real feel .

Q " yoo lookin at ma chips ? "

A " naw , yoo callin ma bird a battered fish ? "

and so it goes

[theblether]

I take you will be sending over , on the first pallet , a bunch of violent bampots to stand outside the chippy, staring in the window , just after the pubs come out ? To add the patter experience and real feel .

Q " yoo lookin at ma chips ? "

A " naw , yoo callin ma bird a battered fish ? "

and so it goes

It would be quite expensive to fly in said individuals, however I could recruit a couple of neds ( chavs ) from Pattaya and train up some of the local lads......all part of the Great British Chippie experience

[onionluke]

I take you will be sending over , on the first pallet , a bunch of violent bampots to stand outside the chippy, staring in the window , just after the pubs come out ? To add the patter experience and real feel .

Q " yoo lookin at ma chips ? "

A " naw , yoo callin ma bird a battered fish ? "

and so it goes

It would be quite expensive to fly in said individuals, however I could recruit a couple of neds ( chavs ) from Pattaya and train up some of the local lads......all part of the Great British Chippie experience

The correct uniform / overall scheme could make or break the franchise You could do Burberry, or if you wanted a more retro look it could be burgandy Y cardigans and grey staypress .

I have to ask , are you looking for an international jackie that speaks in tongues when blootered for to mentor the staff ?

[theblether]

I take you will be sending over , on the first pallet , a bunch of violent bampots to stand outside the chippy, staring in the window , just after the pubs come out ? To add the patter experience and real feel .

Q " yoo lookin at ma chips ? "

A " naw , yoo callin ma bird a battered fish ? "

and so it goes

It would be quite expensive to fly in said individuals, however I could recruit a couple of neds ( chavs ) from Pattaya and train up some of the local lads......all part of the Great British Chippie experience

The correct uniform / overall scheme could make or break the franchise You could do Burberry, or if you wanted a more retro look it could be burgandy Y cardigans and grey staypress .

I have to ask , are you looking for an international jackie that speaks in tongues when blootered for to mentor the staff ?

I have you in mind for that role

[BookMan]

I take you will be sending over , on the first pallet , a bunch of violent bampots to stand outside the chippy, staring in the window , just after the pubs come out ? To add the patter experience and real feel .

Q " yoo lookin at ma chips ? "

A " naw , yoo callin ma bird a battered fish ? "

and so it goes

It would be quite expensive to fly in said individuals, however I could recruit a couple of neds ( chavs ) from Pattaya and train up some of the local lads......all part of the Great British Chippie experience

The correct uniform / overall scheme could make or break the franchise You could do Burberry, or if you wanted a more retro look it could be burgandy Y cardigans and grey staypress .

I have to ask , are you looking for an international jackie that speaks in tongues when blootered for to mentor the staff ?

I have you in mind for that role

It is a very good fit.

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[onionluke]

I take you will be sending over , on the first pallet , a bunch of violent bampots to stand outside the chippy, staring in the window , just after the pubs come out ? To add the patter experience and real feel .

Q " yoo lookin at ma chips ? "

A " naw , yoo callin ma bird a battered fish ? "

and so it goes

It would be quite expensive to fly in said individuals, however I could recruit a couple of neds ( chavs ) from Pattaya and train up some of the local lads......all part of the Great British Chippie experience

The correct uniform / overall scheme could make or break the franchise You could do Burberry, or if you wanted a more retro look it could be burgandy Y cardigans and grey staypress .

I have to ask , are you looking for an international jackie that speaks in tongues when blootered for to mentor the staff ?

I have you in mind for that role

When the soiled trench coat fits , wear it .

[smokie36]

I'm curious, do brits actually eat deep fried pizza? First I've ever heard of it, so had to Google it, and came up with this:

Gotta say, doesn't look very appetizing. You guys actually eat that? You're almost as bad as the southern US, where they deep fry everything -- beef hamburger patties, turkey, whatever. Talk about ruining the food.

So my mate was up in Glasgow, doing a bit of work; he went into the local chippie. He was feeling a bit tight round the chest, so he thought he would go for the healthy option - pizza.

"Oh No! He's dropped it in the fryer... he doesn't seem too bothered about it"

How I laughed when I heard that story. The pizza comes out like a sponge, with grease dripping - streaming out of it. Its got to be the fattiest thing in the shop - the mere thought of it makes me short of breath... Do you mind if I pause for a moment... I'd better sit down.

Let's face it, for healthy eating, you could do a lot worse than the humble deep-fried cricket - not yet a staple of Scottish chippies, but this time next year...

SC

http://www.thaivisa....25#entry5342593

TV Cricket - One is never enough

Pizza - healthy option. That one made me titter !

i remember taking my daughter to Pizza Hut and noticed that the Double Pepperoni had 135 calories. I thought "that will do for me" - until I noticed it was 135 calories in ONE slice and a whole pizza was 6 slices.

That is almost 5 pints of Guinness

I struggled through fifty lengths* today.....I deserve a bloody beer!

*Of the pool that is you horrible lot...

[theblether]

I'm curious, do brits actually eat deep fried pizza? First I've ever heard of it, so had to Google it, and came up with this:

Gotta say, doesn't look very appetizing. You guys actually eat that? You're almost as bad as the southern US, where they deep fry everything -- beef hamburger patties, turkey, whatever. Talk about ruining the food.

So my mate was up in Glasgow, doing a bit of work; he went into the local chippie. He was feeling a bit tight round the chest, so he thought he would go for the healthy option - pizza.

"Oh No! He's dropped it in the fryer... he doesn't seem too bothered about it"

How I laughed when I heard that story. The pizza comes out like a sponge, with grease dripping - streaming out of it. Its got to be the fattiest thing in the shop - the mere thought of it makes me short of breath... Do you mind if I pause for a moment... I'd better sit down.

Let's face it, for healthy eating, you could do a lot worse than the humble deep-fried cricket - not yet a staple of Scottish chippies, but this time next year...

SC

http://www.thaivisa....25#entry5342593

TV Cricket - One is never enough

Pizza - healthy option. That one made me titter !

i remember taking my daughter to Pizza Hut and noticed that the Double Pepperoni had 135 calories. I thought "that will do for me" - until I noticed it was 135 calories in ONE slice and a whole pizza was 6 slices.

That is almost 5 pints of Guinness

I struggled through fifty lengths* today.....I deserve a bloody beer!

*Of the pool that is you horrible lot...

You saved that one well Smokie